I May Or May Not Have Had Her Request A Picture

omg pleaseeeee watch the games they are actually so amazing so well done

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I might but I struggle watching even a yt video on my own so unless on of y'all is willing to curl up on the couch with me and watch it...

I am James and I will die on that hill

Best friend!James who loves you so much he can't tell whether it's platonic or romantic. Because you're his best friend and you will never stop being his best friend but he also gets butterflies when you hug him?? He didn't pay it any mind at first, he loves physical touch and he loves you so why should he not combine the two. But according to some people (everyone else), you don't hug people's waists when you're not in love with them. But he loves you and your waist fits so well into his arms and he can lean his head on your shoulder so easily when hugging you like you so?? People have mistaken you as a couple several times and while he wouldn't mind you're his best friend, not his girlfriend. Whenever he tries to explain that you can't be his girlfriend, ever, because you're always his best friend he gets weird looks. They just don't get it!! He loves you so he touches you. Just not in a romantic way. Right?

hey could i request something with spencer where he like stretches and his top lifts up revealing a bit of his tummy and the reader just can’t resist reaching under his shirt and giving a little squeeze, just a cute little moment and maybe someone witnesses and teases them but they don’t care because they are just so in love with each other that it’s almost upsetting to look at 🥹

Spencer's combined stretch and yawn clearly relieve tension that's been building in the profiler's shoulders for god knows how long, but when you reach out to pinch the soft skin of his belly, he yelps in distress.

"Ow! What- you-!" Spencer blinks rapidly at you, somewhere between offended and confused, "Did you just pinch me?"

"Sorry." You shrug, "I saw it so I had to grab it."

Spencer's brows furrow, and you know his impressive brain is recalling a time when he'd heard Morgan schmooze a woman at a bar with those exact words. She'd been delightfully good-natured about the entire thing, and you hope Spencer will follow in her footsteps.

"You're a creep." He decides, "You waited until I was vulnerable, and then you blitz attacked me to incapacitate me so that you could have your way with me."

"That's my M.O," You nod patiently, "What's my motivation?"

"You love me?" He guesses, cheeks beautifully rosy as his voice peters out bashfully.

"That's why you're the BAU's genius," You grin, leaning in to kiss at his warm cheek, "You're always right."

i’m sorry y’all that’s just how i’m feeling, and if you happen to stumble onto my blog i will welcome you with open arms

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I understand it, don't worry

Thank you, I'm watching squid game right now

LT I'm tired and I have a hangover

(tosses a box of ibuprofen)

nope i’m just sending her teasing pictures while i wait for her to get home

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Uh oh, I wish you luck mousy

yeah..she’s not the happiest at me i’m being a brat rn

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Uh oh..shouldn't have done that

me: i watch criminal minds for the plot

the plot:

graves is a bitch in the games he’s absolutely terrible that’s why, and roach is from the 2009 Modern Warfare 2 and not in the newer MW2 and MW3 that’s why you won’t see him TF141

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OHHHHHH, that explains why all the c.ai bots are of him being LITERALLY ABUSIVE why are we normalizing this

She didn't even tell me what it was until almost an hour after

I tried a true monstrosity today because my friend tricked me. MICROWAVED TEA AND RED BULL MIXED TOGETHER!! Fucking disgusting lemme tell you -🎂

i'm nauseous.