SIRI I GOT PUT IN TIMEOUT. I’M BEING IGNORED

hey could i request something with spencer where he like stretches and his top lifts up revealing a bit of his tummy and the reader just can’t resist reaching under his shirt and giving a little squeeze, just a cute little moment and maybe someone witnesses and teases them but they don’t care because they are just so in love with each other that it’s almost upsetting to look at 🥹

Spencer's combined stretch and yawn clearly relieve tension that's been building in the profiler's shoulders for god knows how long, but when you reach out to pinch the soft skin of his belly, he yelps in distress.

"Ow! What- you-!" Spencer blinks rapidly at you, somewhere between offended and confused, "Did you just pinch me?"

"Sorry." You shrug, "I saw it so I had to grab it."

Spencer's brows furrow, and you know his impressive brain is recalling a time when he'd heard Morgan schmooze a woman at a bar with those exact words. She'd been delightfully good-natured about the entire thing, and you hope Spencer will follow in her footsteps.

"You're a creep." He decides, "You waited until I was vulnerable, and then you blitz attacked me to incapacitate me so that you could have your way with me."

"That's my M.O," You nod patiently, "What's my motivation?"

"You love me?" He guesses, cheeks beautifully rosy as his voice peters out bashfully.

"That's why you're the BAU's genius," You grin, leaning in to kiss at his warm cheek, "You're always right."

"Freaks DNI" is the absolute funniest thing you could possibly put on your blog. This is tumblr.com who the fuck are you even going to interact with. Why are you here

I'll compliment you as much as you want me to *I attempt to flirt again but it's horrendous*

Y'look handsome today LT *smiles at him*

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never even seen my face. i might be the ugliest bastard on the planet, you wouldn't even know

Imagine not being scared to message C

-🏳️‍🌈 anon

I message her a lot actually, just when shes not working/out with friends. Is it stalkerish that I have her timezone, work hours, and when shes awake memorized?

Are my messages not going through?

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They are I'm sorry, I'm watching a movie with my dad so my answers might be a bit slow but that doesn't mean to stop sending them

it’s all good but yeah i’m her apple watch screen

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That is amazing (Ik your face was hidden but you give off hot/pretty vibes/pos)

i’m clothed but it’s kinda sexy 😭😭

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Nah that's so real, I goth three photos I wanna send her once she gives me the go ahead

Oh ma gawd 🐭 being intimate with C? Juicy ✨✨

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I am too...