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so the dsmp is a homonormative society right, that’s been established, and i was talking w @a-firefly-faerie about this and we realized the possibility of heterophobia is very much there and also the funniest fucking concept ever. like. c!karl’s time traveling and ends up at c!phil and c!techno’s house and assumes they’re together and is corrected when he makes this assumption and the interaction goes smth like

karl: so how have you two been? how’s married life treating you guys?

phil: what

techno: what

karl: well, you guys are married arent you? yknow, two guys, secluded in the wild, alone

phil: i have a wife mate lmao

karl: a wif- uh. oh. i didn’t know you lived THAT kind of lifestyle, haha…

like the concept of heterophobic c!karl is THE funniest shit to me.

thinking of toshiro catching laios off guard with a sudden proposal (post-canon) and then having to figure out how to convey to laios that their marriage is not, in fact, platonic and convenient but actually “lovers being lovers”

toshiro catching on small hints throughout their relationship and coming to a theory that laios might like him romantically

toshiro initially trying his best to not lead him on but then gradually warming up to the idea of being with laios

toshiro’s thought process picking out pros and cons:

“cons: he’s annoying and can’t read a room, etc.”

“pros: he’s genuine, nice, politically powerful (king), kinda cute, etc.”

(* won’t initially realize he thinks laios is cute until he grows suspicious of why he feels funny when the king smiles and laughs *)

(* also doesn’t fully recognize his own feelings for laios, mainly focused on laios liking him and the marriage *)

perhaps one comfortable and carefree visit:

laios: “haha, maybe we should get married, haha”

toshiro: *suddenly deep in thought while laios is talking about something*

then, next visit:

laios: “you had something of urgent matter to tell me?”

toshiro: “due to etc etc, will you marry me?”

laios: “????”

toshiro listing out the logic behind his proposal and then the convenience, fully confident in an acceptance because he believes laios has feelings for him

some months later … they are now married.

then, sometime during the marriage -

laios: “wow it’s nice being platonically married”

toshiro: “???? platonically????”

laios: “yeah - i’m really happy we got closer as friends :D”

toshiro going through a crisis: “i thought he liked me???? is there any other way to interpret a proposal???? now that i think about it, we have only kissed at the wedding????”

toshiro confirming his own feelings to himself for the first time, “oh… i have feelings for him”

fast forward to toshiro planning what he needs to do…

strategy #1:

- court and woo laios (take it slow)

(* or maybe he was already courting him before the marriage, so strategy #1 is just to woo HARDER)

strategy #1 doesn’t seem too too effective….

strategy #2, #3, #4, #n takes place (each strategy is just a more intense courtship than the previous), but toshiro sees no progress in getting his husband to understand (in fact, each strategy just ends with toshiro falling harder for the king rather than the other way around)

(* the king has, however, been slightly confused about the show of affection, along with his own feelings and how flustered he is in response to toshiro:

“wow we’ve really grown as friends :) idk why i feel so happy and warm around him :) must be the friendship” *)

maybe he goes to talk to somebody in the midst of carrying out his strategies then realizes he hasn’t tried telling laios explicitly that he likes (loves) him

stuff happens: toshiro struggles to put his feelings into words for a while but manages to explicitly express to laios he loves him *ROMANTICALLY* and then happy ending with a shy and surprised laios figuring out his own feelings and them both doing their best to navigate an officially confirmed relationship

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