Im Sad Have A Hog

I've come to make an announcement, all the Guardians are bitch-ass motherfuckers, they killed my SON! That's right, they took their Light-mongering, murderous guns out and killed my fucking SON, and they said their Light was THIS STRONG, and I said that's DISGUSTING. So I'm making a callout on my Twitter dot com: Traveler, you got a shitty ass City, it's the size of this War Moon except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my ship looks like. That's right baby. Tall points, no Light, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. They killed my son so guess what, I'm gonna kill the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on SATURN! How do you like that Mara? I PISSED ON SATURN YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking reef, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

The Onion Scrolls V: Skyrim

Oh no, is God of War: Ragnarok gonna be my new personality? 😅😅😅😅

CW: Suggestive

POV: You let Durge embrace the Urges

Bonus: Tav's reaction

The chat made us all unwise

🐏Start your cult with🏳️‍🌈Pride🏳️‍⚧️

Timelapse and art-only version of the first panel (cuz I went too hard with it) below

The og meme btw

Shitposting in Dovahzul

“krif zey ko saad laas/ksl” - fight me in real life/irl

“grind zey ko piiv” - meet me in (the) pit

“ofaal pruzah” - git gud

“ni pah muz” - not all men

“mmm fos drey hi saag” - mmm whatcha say

“fahdondrik” - friendzone

“bo ahst zey zeymah” - come at me bro(ther)

“naak dii ulaan reym” - eat my entire ass

“vos zey naak hin reym” - lemme eat yo ass

“waan hi vis etaak daar hi los medliinvas” - if u can read this u r gay

“dii lingrahprakem dreh ni” - my anaconda don’t

“d'reg” - m'lady

trod scribbled comic i did months ago that I genuinely cannot remember if ive posted already or not (idk if ill keep the scene but the vibes are what ill go for)

extra non-canon shenanigans drawn on stream:

Here’s I drew a bit ago for new new d&d campaign about monsters. Thanks @drakdrawings​ for helping me with his colors and lamp JARROHAM THE LUSTROUS is a Genie of an indeterminable age from the elemental plane. He is used to a lavish and decadant palace lifestyle in a floating paradise of clouds he calls home. Several years of partying and frolicing have left Jarroham a shell of the all powerful djinni he claims to be and when finally summoned by his family to prove himself a successor to his mother’s prestigeous wish granting cosmic lineage he could barely gather enough magic to perform simple parlor tricks let alone great feats of shape shifting like his sisters could. Being exiled from the elemental plane for his lethargic and posh lifestyle of little substance doesn’t have him down though! As he was kicked out into the material plane he bravely vowed while totally not crying to live up to his name; Jarroham the Lustrous! The next time his mother would hear of him would be through the laundry list of wonderous accolades he’d surely accomplish.

-Loud and boisterous, tends to let everyone know if he’s enjoying or disliking something immediately. -While he hasn’t learned to shape-shift as well as other genies, he’s great at conjuring outfits -Has a great sense of pride for where he comes from and can’t help compare everything in the material plane to his home -Hides a miniature pet chicken in his turban -Among the things he’s proudest of is his family’s silks which he wears everywhere. -Has a fucking sega genesis with dr. robotnik’s mean bean machine inside his lamp it’s my genie I’ll fucking do it