Nightmare Narinder Has Entered The Game

funky colours and stupid creatures

dude he didnt even get to finish eating his FISH!!! its all cold now :( cmon calvert

being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it

Inspired by a similar doodle done by @floralynn-arts !

Also a good excuse to draw Maggy's body, under all the layered garments he has a lovely shape!

damn been working on these for a hot minute lmao.

i wanted to make kirby and meta distinctly not-fully-human looking to set them apart.

Good LORD they're huge

hold on. i forgot i doodled this.

this is what happens when ur cat weighs 400 lbs and cant sleep without his security blanket (lamb).

Primarchs and size difference...

Featuring San fumbling through a confession and Magnus ranting

The fanon wives of primarchs have to be some of the bravest in the galaxy, they certainly scare me-

hey girl, are you (be cool and edgy) a gun (but not too edgy!) because you're pretty (great job, you've fucked this up already no going back) and i want you in my mouth? (say something british now, that never fails) tally-ho!

I've come to make an announcement, all the Guardians are bitch-ass motherfuckers, they killed my SON! That's right, they took their Light-mongering, murderous guns out and killed my fucking SON, and they said their Light was THIS STRONG, and I said that's DISGUSTING. So I'm making a callout on my Twitter dot com: Traveler, you got a shitty ass City, it's the size of this War Moon except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my ship looks like. That's right baby. Tall points, no Light, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. They killed my son so guess what, I'm gonna kill the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on SATURN! How do you like that Mara? I PISSED ON SATURN YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking reef, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.