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Suzanne Collins was really pissed when she saw all those edits of Snow as ‘daddy’ and whatever other bullshit after the TBOSAS movie, sat down at her laptop again and started typing “let’s see if you get the message now when HE KILLS 47 CHILDREN”

Xaden please have my children I beg of thee

president snow is literally THE incel. had a failed situationship ONCE and decided that no woman could ever love a man and that women cannot be trusted

warned haymitch about lenore dove

was convinced katniss didn’t love peeta

64 years later and he was still bitter

i read this really insightful post by @thesmileykate and it made me realize how sunrise on the reaping adds a whole new layer to snow’s “convince me.” katniss easily “convinced” the majority of panem and all of the capitol of her love for peeta in the 74th games. but not snow, because he thinks all covey women are deceiving to their lovers. he thought there was no possible way katniss truly loved peeta. he wanted to believe all of her choices were for her own self-preservation. but when he saw katniss’s reaction to peeta’s heart stopping in the quarter quell his belief about covey women was proven incorrect. and once peeta was captured he knew he couldn’t take away katniss’s love for peeta, but he could take away peeta’s love for katniss.

Watch Me memes because I feel inspired lmao

NOT SPOILER FREE DO NOT WATCH THESE WITHOUT READING WATCH ME!

Out of topic but how did I not spell assassin correctly once in all these memes, I'm honestly more impressed than disappointed with myself

maysilee donner really said if i have to fight to the death im gonna serve rupaul levels of cunt while doing so and i just think that's really cool of her

The mockingbird, the jabberjay and the mockingjay 🕊️ inspired by this post by @fromevertonow

“sotr is mid because you already know how it ends” shut the fuck up, the point of the book is that despite knowing how it ends you would have never known what actually went down because that’s the point of propaganda, the whole book is about the power of propaganda

my 1 weakness

Not again…but perhaps

is anyone up for some platonic intimacy that is lowkey erotic

We must combat the rise of Elvis Presley accounts. They will ruin the music industry with this new hip TRASH the kids call music. Follow me, the real frank sinatra to greatness.

even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

I want a boyfriend. I need a boyfriend. I must find a boyfriend. But no boys want me

Everyone's like "The new Pope isnt welcoming to gay people and has covered up child abuse" like. Fork found in kitchen?

Saw a reel of a family reaction to the pope. The mother banged him. Thoughts? Opinions? Silly words?

I saw that!

I have a friend whose mother is the ex of my dad and that's weird, but imagine if it's the pope??

I mean I guess it's nice he got laid before he became celibate? then on the other side it probably reflects badly on the mother that he decided to become celibate after

Andrew was horny as fuck recording Wasteland, Baby. Like that man was turned all the way out, oh my god

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

i find it funny that conservatives try to paint me calling for the death and destruction of multi-billionaire CEOs as some radical "woke liberal" standpoint. as if that even has anything to do with politics, especially in this era of surface level circus politics. the same way they try to politicize the hurricanes or the wildfires destroying parts of america, as if climate change is somehow a red vs. blue issue. it's no secret i'm from a deeply conservative family in the sticks of florida and i still grew up hearing "i fought the law and the law won". the healthcare system has fucked each and every member of my family in a different way at one point or another, as is the case with pretty much every family in this scorched earth nation. remember when country music, the genre currently associated the heaviest with the most conservative faction of america, used to be staunchly anti-government and about sticking it to the man? remember when the coal miners, grandfathers to the "trump-er hillbillies" of appalachia that everyone loves to write off as ignorant, fought tooth and nail for unionization because the companies that were built off their labor didn't give a shit if they lived or died? since when has "upholding traditional values" gone hand in hand with... defending lawmakers and oil tycoons. my family and i complain about the same issues at the dinner table. the men in charge better hope they can keep their digital smokescreens running as long as they can because the moment the rednecks and the hippies lay down their swords long enough to realize they have the same enemy, all hell is gonna break loose.

the bestie and I came up w this today

What do we think? Do I do this?

"Oh, so should I care about not hurting men's feelings?" You should care about not hurting anyone's feelings. That's like pre-k shit. You're an adult, you should know that

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i finishd shitter me, and then distroy me. false advertized. wranar should hv been distroyed. i don lik jail.

i finishd shitter me, and then distroy me. false advertized. wranar should hv been distroyed. i don lik jail.