Honestly I’ve Stopped Caring If Media Is Good. All That Matters Is That Me, The Most Important Person,

Don’t read if you haven’t read KOA!

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Ok, so what if when Aelin saw Rhys and Feyre it was Starfall and that was why they were standing out there together and looking at the sky and Aelin was one of the spirit things and Rhys didn’t know that it was an actual person and he was just trying to make it last a little longer and that’s why she slowed down?

HOSAB SPOILERS !!!

My incomprehensible summary of HOSAB (definitely not in the right order)

Who the fuck is Sophie?

THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!!!

Maybe don't wear low cut dresses in darkened places? ✨

Let's wait until Xmas.

Tharion: 🎶"Look at this stuff, isn't it neat..."🎶

Oh he's Irish.

Nice nice nicety nice.

Everyone is curvy AF.

Damn gurl, I would buy this apartment!

"And then he was like..., and I was like..." "No way!!" "Way!"

Do you want my sword? No. Are you sure? Yes.

uwu Ithan.

Panic attacks are sexy, let's not wait till Xmas.

Let's get out the label maker and define this relationship.

Bro I'm changed, I swear.

Reapers: we just need to borrow Ruhn for a sec, we'll give him straight back.

Turns out death is unpleasant, who knew?

Dog Headed Three.

I'm sure this will work. You might die, but you probably won't.

It's cool, we're fine. No biggie.

You get betrothed, you get betrothed, EVERYBODY GETS BETROTHED!!!

Sofas on the brain bridge.

Horniest people alive will sleep next to each other and not fuck. Sure.

What are you talking about, I've had this backstory all along!

You'll never guess who my father is!

Danika didn't tell you shit!

I smell a smell, a smelly smell that smells smelly.

We get it! Everybody fancies Bryce!!

Somebody watched Minority Report.

And introducing bachelor number 3!!

Tight black aquatic leggings.

Do you think they'll notice that we're rebels?

Sub fuck.

...And turns out she was a wolf.

Rings and tings.

Masquerade ball but we can all smell who each other is.

Boob saliva.

Ruhn's nose isn't working today.

Mind fuck.

I want to be free!! Slaves are free right?

The Truth ™️

Hi, remember us. Yeah, we're in this too. Suprise 🎉

HOSAB - All Ruhnlidia chapters

(You're welcome😘)

Chapters: 22 24 28 31 33 36 42 47 53 57 60 61 67 68 75

❗️House of Sky and Breath spoilers and theories

- Lidia and Rhun mate material

- i really though Day might be Celestina or Hypaxia first but I am so happy with Lidia

- I can’t wait for the enemies to lovers vibes between them in CC3, especially since she is the only one at the moment who can help Rhun and Hunt

- the ending… not gonna lie I was calling it after Kingdom of Ash that SJM would do a crossover, because why the hell not, she has established it since day 1

- I am so so so excited to see Bryce in Prythian

- I think Rhys will tesch her mind reading

- she might even visit the dusk court, since they are her ancestors

- Amren looks like Fury!!? Are they the same beings?!

- I wondered if Fury and/or Amren might be Thunderbirds or Asteri or maybe something different

- I still need to find out who Hunt‘s dad is, especially after it got said that he was breed to kill Demons and the bloodhound mentioned he didn’t smell like normal angels

- any guesses? Maybe an Asteri or a demon prince?

- SJM really bailed me with Aidas, he was barely in the book

- I really think we will see Beyce master world jumping since she basically is the horn, I don’t think she will need a portal in the future

- if the horn really is the 4th trove from acotar it’s super powerful and she could definitely pull off becoming a world jumper lol

- I‘m still not sold if the demon princes are all going to help Bryce some of them seem sus (Not you Aidas)

- I am really glad that Hunt and Bryce are mates, they deserve it and they had so many cute moments

- I really like Celestina as a character, I hope she will become more important

- shifters definitely are from Aelin‘s world

- and WHERE is my queen Aelin Ashryver Whitethorn Galathynius?! She better be in CC3

- and the Avallan fae are probably from the night court and the starborn fae from the dusk court?! There sre probably fae that travelled from the other courts too (autumn king and his fire powers)

- my head is empty at the moment maybe I‘ll do a part 2 later, what are your thoughts?

HOSAB SPOILERS

I’ve just finished CC2 and I have so many theories I need to get off my chest.

1 - I think the Asteri are the same species as the gods are in the ToG world. The ToG gods mentioned being trapped in the ToG world and wanted to find a way back to their home world which I tick is Midgard (CC world) and that the Asteri and the gods were all part of that plot to find food (??) but got trapped when the northern rift closed.

I don’t think they are Valg as the firstlight feeding thing doesn’t match what we learned about them in ToG.

Aelin didn’t send the gods back to their homeworld but instread trapped them in a hellscape where they were destroyed, which i think is Hel and they wee killed by the princes of Hel.

2-I hope we get to see the ToG characters again (even if its a little cameo). We now know that the shifters are descendants from the same Fae that Rowan and Aelin are and I think the witches are from that world too, from back in CC1 when they mentioned worshipping a three faced goddess like the watched in ToG.

3 - I think Queen Theia is the High Queen of Prynthia that was mentioned in ACOSF and she took Gwydion and Truth-Teller with her to Midgard. She had two daughters one of which is Ruhn’s ancestor who kept the Starsword (Gwydion) in Midguard which was thought lost in ACOTAR world. Theia’s other daughter went missing, I think she travelled back to Prynthia with Truth-Teller and either she herself or one of her descendants married a High Lord of the Night Court which is why Ruhn and Rhys look so similar. Truth-Teller could if been passed through the family line until Rhys or his father gave it to Azriel.

I have a few more theories about Bryce’s tattoo being written in Wyrdmarks and maybe the holy language Amren mentioned could be what her world called Wyrdmarks

I’m just wondering about everyone else’s theories .

First and Last Lines: Throne of Glass

Celaena Sardothien/Aelin Galathynius:

"You're a long way from Rifthold, Captain."

"Rowan."

Rowan Whitethorn:

"Let's go."

"For you, Fireheart. All of it is for you."

Sam Cortland:

"Perhaps if you hadn't been reading all night, you wouldn't be so exhausted."

"I love you."

Dorian Havilliard:

"This is she?"

"Those are words I never thought I'd hear from you."

Chaol Westfall:

"Why do you care for the armies of Adarlan?"

"We will see each other again."

Elide Lochan:

"C-c-cleaning."

"The Faerie Queen of The West."

Lorcan Salvaterre:

"She is dead, you fool, or close enough to it. You can still save other lives."

"You're queen. What's there to vote on?"

Manon Blackbeak:

"Wrong kind of witch."

"We'll see."

Aedion Ashryver:

"Majesty."

"Yes. In this life, and in all others, I will serve you. And Terrasen."

Lysandra:

"Sam!"

"Voting on what?"

Fenrys Moonbeam:

"I liked your hair longer."

"Then lunch."

Gavriel:

"I've been looking for you for six weeks."

"Together."

Yrene Towers:

"I brought you some water and bread, too,"

"We're a long way from Innish,"

Flynn: *says anything*

The fire sprites:

......and I will never forget how we thought he was the manipulating tyrant brother at first......

I’m re reading throne of glass and honestly we don’t talk about Nox Owen enough