Sk3lii

marylander trying to describe a tornado: imagine a crab cake

i just remembered my favourite fucking tweet

i was baptized by proxy (mom pregnant; said it's good enough to get into heaven by technicality) in a catholic church and have never been in one since as far as memory serves so i think of the entire catholic population of the earth i have the Lowest chance of being pope but i think they should pick me specifically because of that. outside perspectives yknow

say what you will about trisha paytas but she had her finger on the pulse with this one

whatever. go my scarab

First Victim of Death (1894) - Cyril Kutlík

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean