Coalescent Sentry

daily affirmations:

i’ve gotta get out of here

this can’t be happening

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD DATE A TRANSGENDER.

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

someone should give me money so i can buy more swords

your honor dafurq

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

i keep having the same fucking dream every night bro it's driving me crazy. every night all my problems are solved and all the conflicts are over everything is good and "back to normal" and even better than before and some other randomized cool thing happens like i get a dog or find a new band i like and then i wake up!!!!

*ai tiktok tts lady voice* boiling my husband alive in oil!🥰