Ngl Two Bang Energy Drinks (drank Both In Under An Hour) And Reel Big Fish DO NOT Mix Well

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The disappointed look my friend always gives me when I say some unhinged shit

The entire Life Sucks... Let's Dance album makes me so unexplainably happy I feel like I'm gonna puke up rainbows and kittens and all that shit.

I love it.

"I'm single." "I'm taken!" Oh yeah, well, I'm drunk again, the means to my end and I'm scared of myself

I blame my older brother for raising me off his content when I was a wee young child (not a good idea btw)

The silly

I love Nimrod with all my being. I would die for it.

I really love Candy Coated Fury

(Posting for like the 50th time today)

Aaron's such a cunt in the 'I Dare You To Break My Heart' music video, I love him

I blame RBF for the addition of "kick ass" to my vocabulary