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Do you have any fanfic recs for undertale?

Oh boy DO I! I´ve really been into Undertale fics for the past months so here are some of my favourites:

- My Big Fat Fish Holiday Party by andreabandrea which I recently drew fanart for, so you probably know about it already. It´s about Papyrus and Undyne being besties and pretending to be straight, hands down the funniest Undertale fic I´ve seen thus far.

- The Scientist by talkingsoup, a Gaster-centric fic about him spiralling into madness in his pursuit of resetting time to before the creation of the barrier. Really good character writing and although not explicitly shippy it has some delightfully messed up sanster vibes

- Bandages , Snowdin's Boys and It's Raining Right Here all by kaliawai512. Tbh all of their fics are great, just go through their profile and read whatever piques your interest, it´s all gonna be guaranteed to rule. I mostly read the ones focussed on Sans and Papyrus ofc.

- No Rain by Digi_Wears_Googles, a story focussing on Sans and Frisk post-pacifist ending, basically about the whole concept of Sans still struggling with leaving the resets behind and believing in a future on the surface. Once again, really good characterization, esp. for side characters like Alphys, Undyne and Asgore, too. Finally gonna take this opportunity to recommend my own fics ofc so here goes nothing:

- How to set a broken soul, a multichapter Mercyplates fic - punishment, a Sans-centric story set after an aborted genocide run - of secrets and promises, my attempt at a Soriel one-shot set after the true pacifist ending

Compilation of Mysterious Papyrus Things

Random Strange Facts:

Papyrus is the only character to speak without an asterisk

Papyrus’s dialogue shakes on a consistent basis when no one else’s does

Papyrus is described as “forgettable,” something only mentioned elsewhere in context with Goner Kid and Gaster

Papyrus seems to be able to see what the player is looking at when he calls them (”THAT BAG OF DOG FOOD LOOKS FAMILIAR…”)

Papyrus seems to know that MTT has eyes before MTT becomes MTT Ex

Papyrus has a total of 2184 lines in the game—more than any other character, and almost as much as the narrator of the game, which is at 2418 lines. The next closest character is Undyne, with 1268 total lines.

Similar wording is used to describe Papyrus as it is to describe Gaster. (It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening)

Papyrus’s theme, “Nyeh heh heh/Bonetrousle,” is used in all of the trailers of the game

Papyrus and Sans break the 4th wall in the stream greenlight trailer, which shocks Toriel

Papyrus flies/breaks the laws of physics casually and seemingly on a regular basis

Papyrus is one of the few characters that refers to gameplay mechanics (“PRESS [C] ON THE KEYBOARD FOR DATING HUD!” “HOLD UP LONGER TO JUMP HIGHER, JEEZ!”)

Papyrus says himself that he knows nothing about his hands because he always keeps his gloves on.

There is nothing, nothing known about his past before his showing up to Snowdin. By the end of the game and after some research, you can basically know more about Gaster and Sans than you do about Papyrus, despite him having the most dialogue in the game besides the narrator.

Papyrus has such control over his magic in his fight, that he can make his attacks do zero damage because he refuses to kill the human.

You are healed to full HP right before the Papyrus fight, as well as immediately after if you are captured.

Papyrus doesn’t seem to realize that Frisk is a kid, despite Frisk wearing a striped shirt, which is a common indicator for childhood in monster society. (is he unfamiliar with common monster culture, for some reason?)

Sans reads Papyrus bed time stories on a regular basis, but Papyrus himself never seems to sleep

The Undertale Q&A that Toby Fox did for Undertale’s anniversary revolves around Papyrus

His defense raises in the spare phase of his fight, unlike every other monster. He seems to be able to manipulate his own stats.

Relationships:

The two 4th wall breaking characters (Flowey and the Annoying Dog) seem to have a special interest in Papyrus

Annoying Dog:

Steals bone attacks on two separate occasions (Papyrus fight and aborted Genocide hangout, in which the “special attack” is hinted to be Gaster Blasters)

Steals bones in general on two occasions (Under Papyrus’s sink and during the hangout with Undyne)

Eats Papyrus’s lasagna

Snuggles with Papyrus

Flowey:

Says Papyrus started a “Flowey Fan Club”

Says Papyrus took a long time to get boring on his repeated runs

Asks Papyrus to call Frisk before the True lab, gather everyone together before the True Ending, and probably leave a note in Alphys’ trash can

Flowey is the only one who knows Papyrus’s favorite food, which is dinosaur oatmeal (no, it’s not spaghetti. Papyrus has never eaten it.)

When Flowey attacks the group during the True Pacifist fight, he binds everyone with two vines, except Papyrus–who he binds with four.

Sans (overlooking the bounteous brotherly goodness of the two):

Papyrus lies to him on a consistent basis

This is to probably humor Sans about his level of knowledge?

Papyrus still expects Sans to know more about Papyrus than Papyrus does himself?

Papyrus acts negatively towards Sans’s puns, but then turns around and makes the most (and arguably best) puns in the game out of anyone

Personality:

Doesn’t outwardly acknowledge criticism

According to Sans, he is trash-talked a lot

May have self-worth issues

Extremely blasé about his own death

Doesn’t seem to have friends, despite working very hard to get them

He phrases things in really strange ways. (”UNMANDATE IT SAFER”)

Papyrus staunchly refuses to really hurt people, despite it being very likely that he could be just as hard or harder of a fight than Sans

He has a strong and unshakeable belief that people can change (does he know this from personal experience?)

He hates Grillby’s and Hotland

He is an amazing artist

He considers himself a great chef, even if he doesn’t necessarily eat what he cooks

Quotes:

“DEADLY SPIKES, PRECARIOUS BRIDGES! TRULY THE PILLARS OF YOUTH!”

[when dying] “ALAS, POOR PAPYRUS. [this is quoting Shakespeare while he’s dying] WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE MY HEAD!”

“I WOULD NEVER TAKE A VACATION FOR ANY REASON!”

Undyne: “Papyrus… doesn’t know how to sleep??”

“I WANT TO MEET DEATH!”

“YOU CAN SEE YOUR REFLECTION IN A PUDDLE, BUT… DON’T LET A BODY OF WATER DETERMINE YOUR SELF WORTH!”

“IT’S MY LEAST FAVORITE NIGHTMARE!” – referring to Hotland lasers and conveyors

“A MYSTERIOUS SCIENCE HOUSE. […] LABORADOR-Y?” When talking about Alphys’s lab with Sans present.

“A LAB?? MY BROTHER WOULD LOVE THAT!” –when talking about Alphys’s lab without Sans present.

“ICE CREAM? THANKS, BUT I LIVE IN SNOWDIN! THERE’S ICE CREAM ALL OVER THE GROUND!” –when talking about ice cream when Sans is present.

“I TRIED TO CAPTURE YOU… WHERE’S MY ICE CREAM.” –when talking about ice cream without Sans present.

“STOP LOOKING IN MY EMPTY MAIL BOX. THAT’S MY EMPTINESS, NOT YOURS.”

“I AM A PRETTY BRUTAL KIND OF GUY.”

“HOTLAND! I KNOW IT LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND. WHICH, SINCE I’M ALWAYS WEARING GLOVES… I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT!”

“WELL, IF YOU WANT TO GET SOMEONE TO OPEN UP, YOU SHOULD ENGAGE THEM IN COMBAT! HUM HUM HUM…” – before the Shyren encounter. This is one of the few times where Papyrus actually gives you something helpful, but how does he know?

Links for additional reading/theories(most links to @batter-sempai, @papyrus-knows, and @queenofdragons6 posts and reblogs): Optimism does not make Papyrus naive Papyrus casually breaking laws of physics  Strange music (or lack of) in Papyrus’s room Brutal kind of guy screenshots Some disturbing connections Some suspicious screenshots Part 3 of a sans theory where the writer realizes Papyrus is ridiculously mysterious Chara and Papyrus similarities–they’re always smiling! Phone call and 4th wall suspicions Papyrus surprising cynicism Sans and Papyrus dynamic speculation Vague Gaster and Papyrus connection Papyrus’s skewed views on what is safe for kids… possible backstory connection? Another compilation of sketchy Papyrus-y things Insomnia and nightmares More on music and rooms Papyrus creeped out by echo flowers Papyrus and Annoying Dog interactions (there are a surprising amount) Sans and Papyrus dynamic speculation 2 Papyrus: treated like a child Papyrus: nasty words with a huge grin The fodder for many an amnesiac theory Papyrus is literally the skeleton in the closet Papyrus battle mechanics and minor Flowey connections The dude is lonely Theory: is Papyrus Gaster? More Papyrus fighting skill plus reality breaking phone call He’s a gentleman Papyrus doesn’t sleep Undertale Q&A/Papyrus’s favorite food Reference–How many lines each character has in the game Debunking Stupid Papyrus 1 – he knows what death is Debunking Stupid Papyrus 2 – the sink height. Strange, but workable Debunking Stupid Papyrus 3 – “solving” the horoscope Debunking Stupid Papyrus 4 – the lab Debunking Stupid Papyrus 5 – pet rock Debunking Stupid Papyrus 6 – spaghetti

making a monster !! it's a harem fic, but blues so funny in it! it's by absurdmageart !!

Me, about my favorite AU sanses to read in fanfiction: “I like underswap sans ok, but not romantically, everyone always depicts him like a hyperactive child and that’s a big no thank you.”

Me reading fics where swap!sans has been written as an openly flirtatious, mischievous, complete yandere, who is secretly manipulative, and very keen to remind you that he is the OLDER brother actually thank you very much:

This is what sans looks like cannon

dunkle sans gets nostalgic

god seeing people afraid to id as ace/aro because "what if it is just a phase? what if it is just hormones? what if it is just mental illness? what if I do find "the right person?"" makes me so righteously angry because I promise you, I promise no one in the community is going to revoke your aspec card on account of hypotheticals. if someone told you that then the stupid motherfucker lied to you. you do not look at water and go "well I'm not sure if I should drink this, because if the temperature drops below zero, it'll turn to ice." relax. let yourself just be. drink the water if you're thirsty. because it's water right now. doesn't matter if it'll be ice by tomorrow, or mist by next tuesday. it's water and you can drink it if you want to.

i think aromantics should get $50

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup

skeleton squatters and the landlady?? what's that?? (also I love ur art, it scratches my brain!!)

World's worst wingmen

I fuckin love the stretch and red friendship in Skeleton Squatters and the Landlady...

YOOOOOO WTF THIS IS SO COOL???

THEM!!!

mettaton ex rouxls kaard

UR MUSIC TASTE IS AMAZING

Me, making Spotify playlists for Sans and Papyrus: *evil laughter*

share the playlists, op!!!

Me, making Spotify playlists for Sans and Papyrus: *evil laughter*

Toby Fox on twitter:

Toby Fox on Tumblr:

I did that too!! thats exactly how I learned about the archives!

like two years ago the reason i first tried to listen to rhe magnus archvies was becsuse i kept mistaking jon the archivist fanart for remus sanders. ive finally started mistaking remus sanders fanart for jon the archivist. ive ascended

This stupid comfort characters interacting trend doesn’t work for me but it’s funny anyways

WHYYYYYYYY

💀Memento Mori🤍

for some reason, when janus pointed at his hat i went "YOU ATE THE HAMSTER??" so :\

real pic of janus without the hat on

ok so the context is that i was talking my brother about the discrepancies between ralsei’s sprites, and mentioned his different outfits (the hem of his ch 1 outfit is frayed and has green sleeves, and he wears a slightly redder colored scarf, and his ch 2 outfit has a clean hem, black sleeves (it actually looks like he’s wearing a backless dress? king. and pinker scarf) and i joked saying he overslept the day kris and susie showed up and didn’t have anything else to wear. post ch 1 he makes himself a new outfit :]

SPAMTON MY BELOVED

This will soon be available as shirts and other things on my redbubble!

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$15 Sketch Commissions: Open!

That’s right! While I don’t know that I ever technically announced that commissions were closed… I’ve definitely been too busy to take them on. But my schedule’s opened up a bit, and so I feel comfortable opening for a limited number of sketch commissions.

If you’d like a piece of art like the examples above–a single character in loose lines and monochrome, with simple shading and basic background–now’s your chance [to be a big shot]! Obviously Undertale-themed commissions are accepted, but I can also draw non-Undertale characters and OCs as long as you provide a reference or description. However, I am not willing to draw NSFW, excessive gore, or robots (nothing against robots they’re just hard to draw :”D), so don’t send those XD You can either DM me or send an ask with your details.

For now, I’ll open for 5 slots to start, filled on a first-come-first serve basis. Once those are filled, I will not take more commissions until they are complete and delivered. After that, I may open again depending on my schedule. Payment can be taken via Paypal or Ko-fi, and I’ll start your piece once I receive the full amount due.

Slots:

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As always, even if you can’t commission me, reblogs help spread the word! Thank you!

its out of touch thursday

Sanders Sides Favorite Fics Compilation !

Includes general author recommendations and fics that focus on Thomas & Sides, Thomas & Janus, The Sides in general, DLAMP, Dukeceit, Roceit, and Intrulogical.

Author Recs:

Anything by these guys is going to be good so if you’d like to do your own searching just go to them.

tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors [Tumblr]

whenisitenoughtrees [Tumblr] OR angelsdemonsducks [Ao3]

parallelmonsoon [Tumblr] [Ao3]

candied-peach [Tumblr] OR peachsneakers [Ao3]

sidespromptblog [Tumblr] OR Shay_Nioum [Ao3]

now onto the specific fics! sorted by character focus because i think that’s generally what people look for. please make sure you read all of the tags / warnings for these as a few get quite dark !

Thomas & Sides

Eucatastrophe by arealsword [Ao3]

Pick a Side by arealsword [Ao3]

Self Love by parallelmonsoon [Ao3] [Tumblr]

Thomas & Janus

to be honest, capable (of holding you) by angelsdemonsducks / whenisitenoughtrees [Ao3] [Tumblr]

look me up and define me (please remind me) by angelsdemonsducks / whenisitenoughtrees [Ao3] [Tumblr]

The Sides

The End of a Perfect Summer’s Day by parallelmonsoon [Ao3]

DLAMP(R)

(in some form)

Chivalry is Dead by UncrownedKing / imnotcameraready [Ao3] [Tumblr]

Hurt, And How We Grow Past It. by Jinx72 [Ao3]

Dukeceit

Chipped Tea Sets by tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors [Tumblr]

Before Those Hands Pulled Me From The Earth by tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors [Tumblr]

Intrulogical

They Share a Kitchen by BuddyBuddyPalBuddy [Ao3] (unfinished)

Riddle Me This by Quarentinevibes [Ao3]

Roceit

The Gold Of Your Heart by SocialBookWorm [Ao3] [Tumblr]

I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell

hes 100% the shortest side but he acts like he's the tallest

25 days I’m p sure I’ve asked before but what height do y’all headcanon him as

(I know that everyone is 5’10 canonically but shhhh /j)

i started this back around roman’s birthday pfft. finally finished it

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