Hello! This Is A Ship Child Of Mint And Flare!.

pouded orgy mummy butt.

i sure hope not!

ok bud this one seems accurate

you know what? my gender head cannons for sans and papyrus in aus. (now ageswap is cannon but the others are just my head cannons. if for ageswap you have headcannons for their genders please tell me. im just curious.)

classic!

sans is genderfluid. their fine with any pronouns and normally wont correct you but somedays they will be like "heya, can you please use (insert pronouns/neo pronouns)? thanks"

papyrus is Agender. "THE GREAT PAPYRUS DONT HAVE THE NEED FOR GENDER!". does let sans use brother for simplicity sake.

underswap-

swap is bigender, both male and female. someday she feels more like a girl and others he feels like a boy.. swap experiences varying levels of dysphoria relating to gender.

stretch, trans male but will use neo pronouns along side he/him/his such as bone/bones/boneself.

underfell.

fell. one of the few cisgender ones. but like stretch will use neo pronouns ONLY with friends as underfell isnt really a safe place to express yourself. these are red/reds/redself.

edge is non binary with a feminine lean. they can and will kick ass in heels and a skirt without batting an eye. fell is the only one who is allowed to use brother and masculine pronouns for edge outside of the house. (fell only does it cause its harder for him to get use to(he is trying is best.yes he slips up but he has gotten good at using sibling instead of brother) as he pretty much raise papyrus).

swapfell

blackberry is transfem. not much else to say.

bqq/mutt is cismale as supportive of his older sister..

fellswap gold!

wine says he is a cisgender male but is questioning their gender.

coffee is a demiboy. they use xenogenders to help them understand their own gender better.

ageswap.

age(I'll think of a better nicknme for ageswap sans later.) is genderfluid. they are quite comfortable expressing their gender. they also use neo pronouns and xenogenders because they feel right.

guard(again ill think of something better for ageswap papyrus.) is agender. again not much to day.

have a nice day!

does anyone know about an au were papyrus od the one that snaps after endless genocide runs instead of sans?.

i dont mean Dustbelif, dustswap, swapdustswap.

i mean an actual class papyrus is the first to snap and kills everyone, including sans. is that an au yet? i feel like it should because their is more prove papyrus is aware of resets and endings.

me to me

Dick: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Jason: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

Nah, because people who want to write that kind of miserable OOC angst are obsessed with Sans, not Papyrus.

ah... i guess.. but i thought maybe with the fandom creating every kind of au known to man that there would be something like that.

Blue, after learning that Ink also speaks French: Do you think Ink thinks in English or French?

Dream: Bold of you to assume Ink thinks.

same here.

Lustfell Sans, aka Jam

Like his classic counterpart, Lustfell Sans is lazy, gross, and a pretty weird guy. He is considered ‘unattractive’ by most monsters, because he doesn’t put any effort into his appearance or mannerisms. He’s just himself. But he still fucks a lot. He’s very talented and surprisingly active in bed, often surprising his partners by his enthusiasm.

  He mainly uses sex as a tool for comfort and distraction. He is usually anxious and in his own head a lot, so the distraction of getting his dick sucked or making someone else repeatedly cum is very welcome. He’s a switch and he greatly enjoys teasing others, to the point of making them cry and beg.

Like most monsters in Lustfell, Sans is a sadomasochist. He doesn’t seek power, but he enjoys it when he has it. He will always have Papyrus’s back and will not hesitate in protecting him, even if that means murder. But he’s so lazy and perpetually exhausted that he rarely gets into physical altercations. He’d rather sass someone off and teleport the fuck outta there.

He enjoys making dirty jokes, especially knock knock jokes. He’s always too hot and wears fur-lined boots to keep his socks dry as he marches around in the snow, trying to cool off. He doesn’t cook often, but he does enjoy baking, especially fruit pies. He plays the saxophone, which always annoys his brother, even if he’s playing well. He drinks hot sauce, his favorites being Tabasco and sriracha. He dumps it on all of Pap’s meals, which also annoys him.

Sans is aware that he is in a shitty smut AU that I created, and he fucking hates me for it. This has caused him to have existential crises on the reg and to occasionally break the 4th wall. He knows you’re reading this and he absolutely wants to fuck you (if, y’know, you’re into that). he is especially attracted to humans and he’s a chubby chaser. he jokes that they’re ‘easier to catch.’

"i picked them up at your mom's house after screwing your dad. now are you going to take it and give me my money or revenge on someone i hate or what?"

“Look,” said the demon. “This is the 13th time you’ve summoned me to sell your soul. My boss wants to know where you’re getting all these souls.”

some more facts about age swap papyrus.(comment if you can read yhe picture writing and ill type that out)

ive chaged his age since the original video. he is 26 years old.

he does his first patrol at 6am, his second at 12pm and his last one 6pm unless stated or requested otherwise by a snowdin resident,fellow guard member, undyne or asgore. however he will not go on patrols at 7-8am, 2 pm or 5pm as those are spent having meals and making sure sans eats something.

he is more of a father figure to frisk, orphaned monster children or monster children without good father figure in their life.

he is actually a pretty good cook, he just doesn't havethe energy to cook every night... unless he notices frisk or sans hasn't been eating/avoiding food. then its homecooked meals every night (catering to the preferences as he isnt an asshole).

he is actually friends with mettaton and knows who he was before becoming mettaton.

papyrus knows about the amalgats only because sans broke down and told him a week later.

he will only take a fight with you seriously on a genocide run. and if thats the case think of the difficulty of sans and undyne the undying fights mixed with heart breaking and guilt dill dialogue. he'll say things like "if only i could have protect them."

"their kids, parents, spouses... they never got to say goodbye.."

then near the end when he realizes he is going to lose he start tearing up, still giving his all. but things would be more personally to him and sans. with mentions of their dad, gaster.

"im sorry i cant protect him like i promised you."

"his first steps, his first use of magic.. his first word.."

"do you want to know what it was?.. he was trying to say MY Name. not dada.. papy.. he tried to say papyrus!..."

" im sorry we couldn't see the stars, sans.. maybe in another timeline, another life.."

"he is the only reason im still holding you back! for a chance of him surviving!"..

then his final words can be a range of things, including what classic papyrus says.. but it all depends on how many genocide runs you've done.

the first one is classic papyrus' line "i still believe in you, even if you don't think you can change."

second- "please human, i know you can still be good."

third- "do you enjoy this?... playing god?..."

fourth- "please dont hurt my brother...."

fifth- "if you think id give up after all of these runs, your wrong"..

sixth- "see you next run."

seventh- "seven.. seven times you have done this all.. is it because i keep saying new lines?".

then it repets that line but countint up until the twentieth time..

twentieth- "nope.. it wasn't that... "

twenty first- "my poor brother..."

twenty second- (he just sobs...)

the rest is up to your imagination. it could be the dusttale for age swap or not...

papyrus, if drained of energy, he will shower with clothes on.

he still collect sexy robot action figures.

after multiple genocide runs you have to gain his trust back. that doesn't mean he won't help you, but you wont be allowed in their house.

sorry i dont have anywhere else to post this. tw for threats of violence.. and me venting

mom wonders why i dont tell her things. i mention intrusive thoughts and she thinks its from YouTube when i dont watch things like that. or how i have poor memory. now she is wanting to get an electric pattle and or taser so she can sap me everytime "i forgot"..

ive been diagnosed with adhd and several other things but she thinks its bullshit because of an issue she caused. aka too much internet at a young age. but its not. ive experienced these symptoms for my whole life but ive masked because dispite my mom being physically disabled she is abliest. its ok for her to forget and lash out, feel worthless and shit but when i, a 17 year old who has tried multiple times to kms, had multiple panic attacks and memories i know happened but always gets met with a "i never said that" or "that never happened.".. so know i cant tell what really happened 5 minutes ago or not.

i mentioned i have intrusive thoughts and she snapped at me "no you dont this is bullshit"....

i so badly wanted to say "oh, so you've never one thought of stabbing yourself well holding a knife? or someone else. oh or turning the car into the other lane?". why doesn't she understand that intrusive thoughts are a part of the illnesses i have, that she cant read my fucking mind and that I'm the one that has to live with my thoughts. not her.

i hate her and i want to move out but i can't because i just cant live alone, i cant go out alone for two long without having a panic attack. god i just wish i took the chances to leave when i could. but NO i was too worried, dwelling on what she said years ago. that being "if you leave ill kill myself".

i just want out. i want to be useful. i want to be like everyone else and be able to function...