Skeletondanc3r - Foolin' Around!

put spikes on your wheelchair's handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it'll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you're abducted. wail like you're in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say "fuck you" under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we're fighting dirty. we have to.

Shy Whimsicott hide behind their own fluff 🥺

stand-up man at his own wedding. because you know he would.

stink weeds

"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

MS Paint doodle of an "un-legendaried" Yveltal based on a twitter prompt... mostly wanted to make them fluffy :)

ensthir riding a funny kangaroo

this creature is known as a mir, filling the role of a horse in the desert regions, one of the many animals domesticated by ensthirs.

it is herbivorous and very docile, grazing at twilight to avoid the harsh sun and most predators. they live in small packs of up to ten members, all of which they will be very close with. these packs do not consist of a leader or any sort of pecking order, each member plays their own important role and are valued equally.

being social animals, they are easily approached and respond very well to offerings of food.

the mir has developed a duckbill-like mouth to prevent injuries when eating thick and spiny plants. their toenails have also developed into hooves, better for traversing the hot and rocky landscape.

their tail is thick and muscular, being highly flexible to balance out their body weight for a wider range of movement. a mir doesn't need to climb or swim to suit their lifestyle, but they are very capable of it if their ever comes a need. their tail is also able to store large amounts of water when droughts ar imminent.

the bluish-purple parts are bare skin, which is incredibly thick and leathery, having multiple uses to ensthirs. their arms, legs and some areas of the face are hairless, but the bottoms of the feet and hands have a short, thick layer of hair to avoid burns while walking.

there are two whisker-like appendages at the base of the neck, which function as ears.

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