WILSON WTF YOU DOING AT A BAR
Sadly I didn't think about this sooner but my mom told me I can cosplay for my school pictures since they fucked up my 9th grade one and now I'm gonna cosplay the Doctors (each one corresponding to my grade) this year means I'll be the Tenth doctor! I wish I thought of this last year cause it would've been cool to have been 9.
Dorothy asks too many questions
i caNT FIND THE HELICOPTER
This is amazing
A Tumblr-less friend posted this theory her husband had. I slammed the headcanon button so hard I should have bought it dinner first.
Thor: Banner, I desire to act like a normal human for a time. How should I accomplish this? Bruce: Well, um, normal people don’t have your speech pattern, for one. They, um, have jobs and hobbies… Thor: Hobbies? Bruce: You know, photography, video games, puzzles… Thor: And how does one acquire a ‘job’? Bruce: Most people use the inter… you should probably look in the classifieds in a newspaper. Also, try shaving the beard and cutting your hair- you’re a bit recognizable. Thor: *sees Superman/Clark Kent costume* A disguise? Like that man? Bruce: Sure, yeah, glasses work.
-later, above a Chinese restaurant-
Thor: Hello? I saw your ad. I’m Kevin.
When I was a kid I had an obsession with penguins and forced my parents to buy me this and it's sad that I still have it years later and remember the plot exactly when I can't even remember what I ate for breakfast this morning
not sure if that bird’s a guy or a gal ? well your buddy don bluth has got you covered ! just refer to this handy dandy chart and you’ll be an identification master™ !
I have South Park Stick of Truth pants
Damnit I moved to the keys to get away from my problems not become a five star meal for mosquitos