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when ur just a funky little skater punk hedgehog

(idk if u can tell but only his bangs are straightened, he has braids)

Wouldn’t it be funny if Tails was scolded or put in a situation where Sonic would call him by his full name, but instead of saying “Miles ‘Tails’ Prower,” he’d call him “Tails (Prower) The Hedgehog” lol

Whether he’d do it unintentionally or not, they both would need a moment to think about what was just said

Imagine Generations except black knight actually did happen in the past so it's still technically in the timeline. Imagine Lancelot getting dragged into the portal. Imagine doomed lansoni prior to generations and post sabtk. Imagine sonic freeing Lancelot and getting the shock of a lifetime. Imagine classic looking confused at why modern sonic is so torn about seeing this doppelganger of Shadow.

Imagine the others' reactions. Imagine the confusion of seeing this medieval copy of Shadow that Sonic seems to have a deep history with. Imagine Shadow catching a glimpse of Lancelot while he's trying to upgrade his doom powers. Imagine confused glare hed shoot his way, especially seeing how close Lancelot and Sonic were. Imagine Sonic and Lancelot catching up in the white void, catching onto Sonic's odd reluctance to keep moving for a change, as if this would be the last time they saw each other.

Imagine the final fight with Time Eater and Lancelot appears, encouraging his king alongside Sonic's friends leading to even more questions. Imagine after Time Eater was defeated, Lancelot finds himself dissolving just as Maria and Gerald did. Imagine Sonic's friends and their shock at seeing the blue blur so emotional over saying goodbye. Imagine their shock when Lancelot takes Sonic's hand and kisses it before disappearing. Imagine Shadow watching this happen, an intense stare ever present as he processes losing not only his family once more, but also the revelation Sonic seems to have feelings for a copy of himself.

Imagine.

"mobei-jun's intervention"

“One more dance?” “Of course. I wish for this waltz to never end.”

Inspired by @/miilkcandies beautiful sequence of art! I fell in love with the storytelling and paneling in that piece :) Please check it out if you haven't already!

A random idea that I'm not ever sure I'm going to pick up and finish. AU is that everyone lives in a movie genre and the universe if governed by the rules of that genre. Bruce, fed up with being a failed lover interest, starts to adopt kids from other genres.

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"I don't get it," Dick says, standing at the top small set of stairs and looking down them. There's like six of them, hardly enough to actually call it a staircase. Dick could probably jump the full way down without hurting himself. It's definitely not a flight, just six steps to get from the raised dias of the bank's entry to the street. But Bruce is still hesitating at the top, staring at them like they are a snake curled up in the grass. 

The man who had assigned himself Dick's father (He doesn't need a father. He doesn't have parents. His parents are dead. Killed. For eight years, their case has gone untouched as cold as their corpses. He needs to solve it. He needs to find the killer. He has to. He has to. He has to...) drags his eyes from the stairs to Dick.

"You live in a *rom com*," Dick practically spat the words. He had been growing to hate this saturated colour, plastic world. There were too many people. None of the streets were ever empty. Movements from the corners of his eyes that his brain screamed could be someone pulling a gun, someone reached for a knife, someone passing a drug off to another, was usually just a woman dressed in LuLulemon pulling her yappy dog along. It was maddening the way that his brain wasn't built for this. He saw people doing things and his mind screamed that it was clues! It was evidence! You need to investigate it! You need. You need. You need.

But he doesn't. Because he doesn't exist here. The Graysons don't exist here. No one has been killed in this city for over 100 years apparently. The worse crime in the paper had been when Miss Betty accidentally stole cupcakes because her and Joe's orders got mixed up. They were getting married now apparently.

Dick shook his head trying to dislodge the part of him that was screaming that he was missing a clue. He tried to focus on the present. Him. Bruce. Stairs.

"This is a romantic comedy," he repeated. "It's all about love, so what's the fucking worse thing that could happen on the stairs."

"*It seems I've fallen for you*," said Bruce suddenly, his voice so devoid of emotion it startles Dick. Dick's eyes snap up to meet the other man's eyes, but Bruce is still looking at the stairs.

"That's the part of the script," he continues, his voice blank. It's disconcerting. Dick has only heard him peppy or bubbly or other words that paint him as a happy-go-lucky dog. He's never heard... this. "I fall down the stairs and I... I break something. I lay there until she's suppose to rush in. She's supposed to be a nurse or a doctor or maybe just someone with first aid training. She's supposed to treat me until the ambulance comes and I'm supposed to say *'it seems I've fallen for you'*"

Bruce finally looks at Dick and he can't even describe what's in the man's eyes. It's... he would almost call it haunted. The same glint that he has when he stares in the mirror.

"I've broken my leg from falling down stairs 48 times. I've broken one of my ankles 53 times. My left arm 18 and my right 26. Three times it's been my collarbone. One time after two flights, it was my back. I was paralyzed from the neck down. I couldn’t move a damn finger, so I just laid there in pain until the clock hit midnight and everything reset. And that’s just the staircase falls. There’s also the open manholes, the broken railings, getting hit by a car, a couple of times where a bridge gave out from under me. Any of them will do as long as I end up hurt and on the ground."

Dick stared. Coldness washed through his veins, fixing him to the spot. For the first time since he got here, fear settled into the pit of his stomach. The only thing he could think to say was: "I thought that nothing went wrong here?"

Bruce gave a harsh laugh that seemed more fitting for Dick's genre. "Everything works out if you actually have someone who wants to love you. If your love interest isn't interested or she just doesn't bother to turn up... well, the universe keeps trying to correct itself even if that means you have to lay in a crumpled, bloody heap at the bottom of stairs for a few hours."

He... he didn't know what to say. Say that he was sorry? That Bruce didn't have anyone coming to love him?

He looked back at the stairs and saw them how Bruce saw them. He tried to figure out what to say, but Bruce just turned on his heel.

"Let's go find the wheelchair ramp."

one thing i adore about fandom is the “[bad parent]’s A+ parenting” tag on ao3. it’s so universal and so sarcastic and it makes me giggle every time i see it

Shang Qinghua thinking that Mobei Jun is inclined to kill people on the least little bit of suspicion, because every time he says "that guy's totally betraying you, my king" he doesn't even need to follow it up with much evidence or reason before Mobei's nodding and permanently divorcing that guy's head from his shoulders.

Shang Qinghua subsequently being really anxious about the prospect of anyone making accusations against him. Putting it around that maybe it's a good idea for everyone at court to just build up a pretty airtight case first, before bringing anything to Mobei Jun? And even though most of Shang Qinghua's proposals get a lot of blowback and resistance from Mobei Jun's courtiers (often just on the basis of him, the slimy human, making them) this one surprisingly sails through pretty easily? All of the demons at court are basically nodding vigorously like yeah definitely we should all be extra careful about knowing 100% that treachery is afoot before we say anything to Mobei Jun certainly all of us need to watch who we point fingers at.

Shang Qinghua finding it kind of odd later on when one of Mobei Jun's most trusted vassal lords levels an accusation against a far more expendable individual in court, and rather than killing the accused, Mobei Jun just says he'll look into it and then gives Shang Qinghua the meaningful "you'll look into it" glance.

Huh. Maybe his new policies changed Mobei Jun's own opinion on due diligence? Neat! He never realized he could wield that kind of indirect power in his king's court!

As Cale give names to these children is also the day these beings seen Cale as the one who gives them meaning.

Raon Mir [ Joyful Dragon ] (to live a joyous life)

Dodam Mir [ Proud Dragon ] (growing up healthy and strong)

Eden Mir [ You are you/Whether ] (whatever you are, you are you)

Cale when his people commit crimes: *shudders* "How vicious...!" Cale when Cale commits crimes:

they both lost the kids in the divorce

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

MASTERLIST

Part 1 — Temporary Baby Acquisition

Part 2 — HE POUT ????

Part 3 — The Babygirl Agenda: Origins

Part 4 — Stuck in a Bookstore

Part 5 — Dior Bruce Wayne Supremacy

Part 6 — Please Sleep

Part 7 — GALA UNDER ATTACK

Part 8 — Stuck in an Elevator

Part 9 — Bruce Wayne is scared of bats?!

Part 10 — Lex Comes to Town

Part 11 — HIT THE DECK

Part 12 — Career Day in Gotham

Part 13 — Bruce Wayne is GAY????

Part 14 — The 30th Annual Wayne Business Convention

Part 15 — Monday: Puppies!!

Part 16 — Tuesday: Protecc Him

Part 17 — Wednesday: Crafts

Part 18 — Thursday: KIDNAPPED

Part 19 — Friday: The Seminar

Part 20 — Gotham's True Cryptid

Part 21 — Temporary Baby Acquisition II

Part 22 — Valentine's Day <3

Part 23 — "I'm used to it"

Part 24 — Weird Bruce Wayne Pics

Part 25 — Permanent Baby Acquisition

Part 26 — Richard "Dick" Grayson

Part 27 — Who's Batman?

Part 28 — A Baby!!!!

Part 29 — Magical Girl Bruce

Part 30 — A Kid on the Roof

Part 31 — Grounded

Part 32 — Bruce Wayne doesn't blink?!

Part 33 — Gotham Bingo Cards

Part 34 — A Secret Third Thing

Part 35 — Q&A with Bruce Wayne

Part 36 — Bat-Themed Bandaids

Part 37 — Bruce Wayne is MOTHER

Part 38 — Be Gay Do Crime

Part 39 — PLOT TWIST

Part 40 — No Bruce?

Part 41 — Permanent Baby Acquisition II

Part 42 — Bruce Wayne Should Punch Someone

Part 43 — Vigilante Discourse

Part 44 — A Wild Superguy?

Part 45 — LexCorp Goes on Strike

Part 46 — Gift Shop Shenanigans

Part 47 — Be My Valentine

Part 48 — BRUCE WAYNE PUNCHED SOMEONE

Part 49 — #BlockBruce

Part 50 — Bruce v. The Horrors

Part 51 — Monday: Lost in NY

Part 52 — Tuesday: The Tonight Show

Part 53 — Wednesday: amFAR GALA

Part 54 — Thursday: Ice Cream Kidnapping

Part 55 — Friday: SUPERBAT

Part 56 — Saturday: Night Live

Outtakes: Part 1 Part 2

Updates Whenever I Feel Like :)

Collection of images and memes for anyone who doesn’t know what to draw

Mood

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

sad times 

the first of the daycare disappearances

[ please reblog, ive been shadowbanned and don't show up in tags anymore ): ]

the first chain, hope it comes out okay school wifi sucks ass 

tommy’s and tubbo’s pets twt

Hey I’m planning on making fake twt cain jokes about tommy’s and tubbo’s pets having twitter and joking with each other. I was thinking of putting dream smp and smp earth pets from what I got from the wiki since i don't have enough time to re watch past vods. 

the pets/pet like would be

tommy:

garden golem

minion(helps in the server that you get to help with your things, i think they can be classified as pets? idk I’ll just add it in as a headcannon of mine)

harold

bruno

horsechamp

fundy’s skeleton horse

juorse

henry

harvey

phukkit

batthew

mushrrom henry

clarencio

pussboi

shroud (same headcannon as michael)

friend

wiggles

and for tubbo it would be  squishyfuck spins spunz spoons dogarmy spots percy squeeks beeinnit michael (yes i know this is his son but i think it would be funny if he was able to interact with the pets, so he would feel less lonely in the house)

if there are any pets that I have forgotten send me the name so I can add them to the gang. 

(wings will look different the next time I’ll draw them, just didn’t feel like going into detail on them today. ) the designs are inspired  from headcanons I’ve seen and thought would look nice together 

Part five of the "Missing L'manburg" comic. Revived zombified Tommy design was first done by @/craftiebo!!! Very good art :]

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

REBLOG IS THE ONLY WAY TO SPREAD ART!! PLEASE WRITE IN THE TAG IF YOU CAN

a duck nightmare concept 

sketches 5

sketches 4

sketches 3

sketches 2

more practice sketches :)

prototype sketches 

a Minecraft au where my oc’s can turn into they’re Minecraft characters and have god like powers because of it. but once they’re discovered they’re hunted down by  other god  like beings looking for more power. 

my oc’s Nasa and Joshua 

Michael Jose Gonzales a horror main character oc. who is cursed to  jump through different worlds and survive until that game end is considered to fall in the “final girl” trop by the people who suffer from the same condition considering he rarely dies.