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If the main character of Beholder 3 was Ernst Muller

IMHO, but Ernst looks more like a spy both externally and by his actions throughout the game, and I think he could have turned out to be a better hero. However, the plot would have to be rewritten. And that's what I'm thinking at the moment:

Ernst: A spy from another country, whose mission is to find out the whereabouts of the Leader, since he has not been seen in public live. He was caught by Franz for something he did not commit, and as a result, he tries to get out of the Great Union by any means. Understands technology and can build small gadgets. As in the original, almost nothing is known about him. Also harsh and serious in most situations. Dislikes Stephen because of his optimism in any situation.

Stephen: The Minister, the Leader's right-hand man. As in the original, he wants to change the Union towards progress. Despite his positive thinking and encouraging speeches, he is not what he seems. Hypocritical towards Lotte, and other conservatives, and also dislikes Resistance. Together with Emma Grundich, he is disposed to capitalist ideas. He benefits from the fact that no one knows about the death of the Leader.

Franz: Stephen's informant working for the local newspaper. Because of him, Ernst remained in the Great Union. He sends newspapers to Stephen from abroad.

Lotte: Stephen's minister and deputy. Adheres to conservative ideas, and thoughts about the harm of reforms. As in the original, it is strict, but encourages a job well done. Hates Stephen. Somehow involved in the death of the Leader. As in the original, he wants to frame Stephen and blow up people at the concert.

Frank: An "errand boy" living in an apartment building where Ernst was settled. Looks after Ernst when he is at home. Sometimes he can turn to him for help. Frank used to work in the Ministry until he came under "reduction". He is afraid of Lotte, and will do whatever she says to somehow get back to the Ministry. He is also unhappy in his family, but cannot get divorced because of financial needs and thoughts of "what will people say"

Wolf: The leader of the Resistance. In the past, a talented musician and hacker. He is trying to unearth the truth about the Leader, and reveal it to the world, since the latter has not appeared in public for too long. Because of Lotte, his wife is in prison. He doesn't trust Stephen, because he feels a trick. Ernst teams up with him to destroy the ministry.

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Ideas

1) Steven blackmails Ernst to remove Lotte from power. He will provide Muller with security if he finds evidence on Altmann. Wolf offers Ernst to work with him, because they have one goal: to find out the truth. For Henker - from Lotte, for Ernst - from Steven.

2) I like the idea of Lotte asking Frank to assemble the parts to create a bomb, and Ernst collects it, then gives it back to Frank.

Frank, as in the canon, persuades Schmolke to take a bundle. BUT BEFORE THAT, Ernst arranges with Wolf to intercept the package with the bomb on stage and install it in the Ministry's projector room (perhaps even Ernst arranged with Schwartz to take the package from Henker's hands).

3) The duration of the game is a very distant future, because I do not believe in what is happening in the original game. Even if it's fiction, there can't be such rapid changes in the game world.