Skimbledankstheradicalcat - Messy

I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen

ralph fiennes in every other scene of conclave: i want to quit my job so bad. will you please let me quit my job

everyone else: you want to be pope so bad it makes you look stupid

Fave new twitter thread

some lgbtq people get so so so so so so so pressed about identity terminology as if what somebody does or doesn't call themself determines whether you will be forced to consider them a dating prospect or not. behaviour near indistinguishable from cis people getting freaked out that if they recognise people's chosen pronouns then their orientation will technically encompass trans people and somehow this will materially impact their lives.

like, loading screen tip: if you don't think someone's self description is one of the Real True Identities constructed by the god of gender and orientation at the dawn of time, you don't have to date or fuck them or even join them for board game night. in fact I would hazard that they wish you wouldn't. sometimes you're just on some different shit and it's better if you leave each other the fuck alone.

The OBSESSION with identity is so crazy like the view that when you do something it immediately becomes part of your identity and all the parts of you have to click together to become “person who wakes up early” or “person who reads” no you can literally just do something without restructuring your whole performance of personhood around it. I don’t know what to tell you except that you will never be able to have an entirely unfractured view of yourself or that you will be able to rationalize all the complex parts of yourself into the phrase “person who x” like you should just be doing things without performing them. Or aestheticizing them. Just try different things on and keep what works for you. Otherwise you will never learn and grow!

I hate, hate, HATE the term “affordable housing.” I hate that we’ve normalized it. I hate that we just accept that the majority of housing, a basic human right, is unaffordable to much of the population. Housing should be affordable as a baseline. If rich people want to add arcades and gold-plated hot tubs on top so be it, but everyone, everyone, regardless of income level, should have access to a clean, comfortable home with enough light and space to make life worth living.

when a catgirl at the beach turns around and puts her balls in your face shes just saying hello!