Skinniebirdie - Birdie

grumpy old man 🤝 always happy, easily excited young girl who's still full of childlike wonder he has a soft spot for

This is based on a drawing by callmetea7 on twitter :D

Original under the cut!

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

Hey so I still see people utterly baffled by how religious fundies (still a majority in America and moreso its senate) react on certain issues so uhhh is it actually not common knowledge what the antichrist is all about? You guys know his defining characteristic is ending war, right? That he’s foretold to unite the world under his leadership by preaching global peace and solving basically every single problem in the world? So you know when you try to talk to these people about equality and togetherness they literally believe that’s what makes you an agent of the devil right???

@the-lone-star-wolf Youre a fucking illiterate magat racist homophobe who doesnt do their own research and spreads misinformation. Ill show you a fucking nazi, look in the mirror and then at trump and elon.

Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

Men who date young girls but don’t act like creeps

Men who understand the art of romance and passion and don’t treat young girls like sex toys

Men who use their experience to teach young girls about their own pleasure, not to solely use them for his own

Men who use their experience to teach young girls about consent and boundaries, and not to manipulate them.

Men who date young girls with daddy issues and take their responsibility as a father figure seriously to help their girl heal from their trauma.

Men who display maturity and masculinity so a young girl can embrace her femininity and inner child.

Men who understand that love and respect must precede desire and lust.

This is how us men can set a good example of a healthy age gap dynamic. This is how we don’t turn romantic young girls into cynical women.

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety