Anat The Canaanite Goddess Of Sexual Love, War, And Hunting. Progenitress Of Heroes, Lady Of Palestine.

sorry systems are so funny. *turns you into 7 smaller people to fix your problems * (all 7 people refuse to work on their problems) 

i made this exactly one year ago and i still think the idea for it is good

it can happen to you every moment PSA please dont rotate 2d creatures

the horrors persist but so do we (im making a barn what color horse do you want?

I love how there’s like 20 hitchhikers’ guide fans on here and we’re just tryin our best to keep the so called fandom alive (you could fit us into a minecraft village

I have a stupid joke idea I can't stop thinking about

Decay

Shout out to me and the other co-host who are going through the same crisis except in the opposite directions ("Oh no I'm used to stress how do I deal with daily life" vs "Oh no I'm used to daily life how do I deal with stress")

SHAPE HELL

Yup.

Gordon Ramsay: now tell me about this

Rabbi Akiva: This reflecting pool leads to the throne room of the almighty.

Gordon: Right, right.

Rabbi Akiva: But well, without reciting the proper prayers, you go mad.

Gordon: Bloody hell. Probably trapped in the treasury of the divine forever then right?

Rabbi Akiva: that's right. But if we make it to the next chamber, we get to measure the body of the divine.

Gordon: Well fuck me. S'abit piss for all the work we done to get here innit. Fuck alright then.

Rabbi Akiva: I brought measuring tape.

not to shame on the Beholder-aligned people in here, but i want you all to remember that when i share some kind of eerily specific or surprisingly insightful piece of information with you, i speak directly from experience. i never Just Know Things™. i fucked around and found out