Still One Of My Fav Meme Of All Time

The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

I have feelings about a fictional character and I’m about to make it everyone else’s problem.

its just me and all the sex bots that follow me against the world

it’s the fate of all blonde men to die a gruesome peculiar hamster-like death

like he really carved their initials into the kissing bridge when they were thirteen i’m just so

all i want in life is for bkdk to kiss each other on the mouth is that too much to ask

My Favorite Umbrella Academy Fanfictions ☂ :

Fluff : 🌺    Smut : 🔥    Angst : 😭    None : 🌲    Incorrect Quotes : 💫

The crossed out titles are for me, they are the texts I haven’t read yet.

If you like these characters don’t hesitate to check the new arrivals, I update every day according to my reading.

Five Hargreeves :

Touch Starved 🌺

Kiss My Ass Hargreeves 🌺

Coffee-Flavored Sugar 🌺

Weak But Willing To Fight Anyone 🌺

When His S/o Is More Competitive Than Him 🌺

Walking In On Their S/o Changing 🌺

When He Finds That His Best Has Powers 🌺

When His Best Friend Kisses Him For The First Time 🌺

When He Finds Out His S/o Is Bi 🌺

When You Punch Diego In Front Of Him 🌺

When He Finds Out That His S/o Has The Same Powers As Wolverine 🌺

Not You 🌺

Invigorating 🌺

Genuises 🌺

Dating Him 🌺

Gold 🌺

Someday 🌺

Secret ( 1 - 2 ) 🌺

Cheating 🌺

Sudden Desire 🌺

A Crack In The Wall 🌺

Warm In The Cold 🌺

Mad About You 🌺

Personal Space 🌺

When His S/o Has A Choking Kink 🔥

When His S/o Wants To Ride His Tight 🔥

Shoot To Thrill 🔥

Nobody Else 🔥

Parachute 🔥

Edged 🔥

Just Let Me Love You 🔥

Story :

She’s Insignificante 🌺🔥

Incorrect Quotes :

Yeah, Truly Infortunate 💫☕

Just For Fun 💫

The Hug Dealer 💫☕

Greek Words 💫

Answer Your Phone 💫☕

What’s Wrong With Her ? 💫

I’m Bored, Any Suggestions ? 💫☕

Not You 💫☕

Just Try 💫

Gravity Is Natural 💫☕

Without A Doubt 💫

Like I Want To Ravage You 💫🔥☕

Are We Fighting Or Flirting ? 💫🔥☕

This Isn’t A Date 💫☕

You’re So Cute 💫☕

Your Fingertips Are Touching 💫

I’m What Now ? 💫☕

Until You Watch It 💫

I Proposed First 💫☕

You Call It Affection, I call It Surival 💫☕

Sit Down 💫

You’re Smiling 💫

Well, I’ve Got The Moves 💫☕

How So ? 💫☕

Try Again 💫

She Likes To Be Tall 💫

Thanks For Meeting Me Here Today 💫☕

Those Are Still Feelings 💫

How About The First Kiss ? 💫

No, I Need You To Hold My Box 💫☕

It’s Really Salty 💫☕

I Refuse To Let Her Win 💫

All Of Them 💫

I’ll Have The Usual 💫☕

Listen Here, You Little Shits ! 💫☕

NO I DIDN’T MEAN LITERALLY 💫

Forever despising the people who don't take a deep dive into a ship's dynamic and don't even try to understand the nature of the character's relationship before whining about why "nO oNe ShOluD sHip TheM beCausE ThEy aRe ToXiC!!!"

If I had a nickel for every time a movie centered around kids going missing had a pair of queer coded best friends I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird its happened twice.