Sknkhnt - It Smells Like Ca-ca And Wee-wizz In Here

Me before watching ‘the black phone’: oh cool! A horror movie set in the 70s this should be sick!

Me after watching ‘the black phone’:

gay people?

I've heard of them, yes. I don't expect they have any social media either.

What is it with you 🫵 and demonic husbands with they're beloved humans they would trade the whole world for 👈⁉️ /lh

draco, who hasn't had a single romantic experience in canon: *exists*

fanfiction writers: and there he is, the macho heartthrob of hogwarts.

"Remember when we met

We acted like two fools

We were so glad

So glad to have found it

That love is like a star"

If I had a nickel for every time a guy named Eddie was killed by an extra-dimensional being after saving the day in an 80s/kids on bikes style piece of media I would have two nickels. That's not many but it's weird that it's happened twice

My Favorite Umbrella Academy Fanfictions ☂ :

Fluff : 🌺    Smut : 🔥    Angst : 😭    None : 🌲    Incorrect Quotes : 💫

The crossed out titles are for me, they are the texts I haven’t read yet.

If you like these characters don’t hesitate to check the new arrivals, I update every day according to my reading.

Five Hargreeves :

Touch Starved 🌺

Kiss My Ass Hargreeves 🌺

Coffee-Flavored Sugar 🌺

Weak But Willing To Fight Anyone 🌺

When His S/o Is More Competitive Than Him 🌺

Walking In On Their S/o Changing 🌺

When He Finds That His Best Has Powers 🌺

When His Best Friend Kisses Him For The First Time 🌺

When He Finds Out His S/o Is Bi 🌺

When You Punch Diego In Front Of Him 🌺

When He Finds Out That His S/o Has The Same Powers As Wolverine 🌺

Not You 🌺

Invigorating 🌺

Genuises 🌺

Dating Him 🌺

Gold 🌺

Someday 🌺

Secret ( 1 - 2 ) 🌺

Cheating 🌺

Sudden Desire 🌺

A Crack In The Wall 🌺

Warm In The Cold 🌺

Mad About You 🌺

Personal Space 🌺

When His S/o Has A Choking Kink 🔥

When His S/o Wants To Ride His Tight 🔥

Shoot To Thrill 🔥

Nobody Else 🔥

Parachute 🔥

Edged 🔥

Just Let Me Love You 🔥

Story :

She’s Insignificante 🌺🔥

Incorrect Quotes :

Yeah, Truly Infortunate 💫☕

Just For Fun 💫

The Hug Dealer 💫☕

Greek Words 💫

Answer Your Phone 💫☕

What’s Wrong With Her ? 💫

I’m Bored, Any Suggestions ? 💫☕

Not You 💫☕

Just Try 💫

Gravity Is Natural 💫☕

Without A Doubt 💫

Like I Want To Ravage You 💫🔥☕

Are We Fighting Or Flirting ? 💫🔥☕

This Isn’t A Date 💫☕

You’re So Cute 💫☕

Your Fingertips Are Touching 💫

I’m What Now ? 💫☕

Until You Watch It 💫

I Proposed First 💫☕

You Call It Affection, I call It Surival 💫☕

Sit Down 💫

You’re Smiling 💫

Well, I’ve Got The Moves 💫☕

How So ? 💫☕

Try Again 💫

She Likes To Be Tall 💫

Thanks For Meeting Me Here Today 💫☕

Those Are Still Feelings 💫

How About The First Kiss ? 💫

No, I Need You To Hold My Box 💫☕

It’s Really Salty 💫☕

I Refuse To Let Her Win 💫

All Of Them 💫

I’ll Have The Usual 💫☕

Listen Here, You Little Shits ! 💫☕

NO I DIDN’T MEAN LITERALLY 💫

im really into romantic friendships, but specifically ones where the lines are already so blurred & yet the concept of romance hangs like a guillotine over both heads