“define Bkdk” ??? You’re Either Gonna Sit There For 72 Hours Straight Or I’m Gonna Say “soulmates”

absolutely nothing in that brain :\

you ever read a fic so good you want to sit around and discuss it with people english class style

Beverly: Uh oh.

Richie: ...what?

Beverly: Somebody's in loooooooooove.

Richie: Yeah, right. I just think Eddie is cool, okay? It's not like I lie awake at night thinking about him.

*later that night*

Richie:

Richie: Uh oh.

mr. harrington, your cunt is served.

wait, so ur telling me other people don’t totally fall inlove with shows/movies to the point your reading fanfictions of ur favorite ships till u fall asleep and spending all ur time on social media eating up content AND making content about them ??????

AFTG is a very good example of narrator bias, because if we didn’t get a book from Jean and Jeremy’s POVs we would have no way of knowing the world does not actually in fact revolve around one Andrew Minyard

I love and appreciate fanfic authors, but I read their notes and I have to wonder what fucked up shit they did in a past life to make god hate them so much. Like why do the worst things happen to fanfic authors and they just brush over it. I’ll be reading a fluffy fic and the notes will be “hey sorry the fic is late both my parents died, I’m in hospital right now, and my house burnt down. anyway hope u enjoy this chapter!!“ bro???? Are you okay?????

Okay, but why is horror so gay?