Competitive Booping

Never underestimate the bond between a teenage girl and the fictional non-canon bl couple she found in 2020 that altered her brain chemistry forever

I had a vision

it's the last chapter mha and there's been a time skip and bkdk are pro heroes out on patrol on a rooftop over looking the city. katsuki walks over to izuku and drops a bag of chips into his lap before sitting down next to him. they open the little card packets together. katsuki gets a deku card; izuku gets a dynamight one

"damn," katsuki says, admiring his card. "i got a huge fuckin' nerd"

izuku beams. "and i got my best friend!"

"tch," katsuki grabs izuku's head and ruffles his curls, and after a moment adds. "yeah me too."

Klaus: (Gently taps table)

Ben: (disembodied taps back)

Luther: What are they doing?

Five, without looking up: Morse code.

Ben: (Aggressively taps table)

Klaus: (Slams hands down) YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

it’s the fate of all blonde men to die a gruesome peculiar hamster-like death

new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure

i should probably get a normal hobby instead of squealing over fictional gay ppl, but i don’t think i will

conked out jegulus for the soul

im really into romantic friendships, but specifically ones where the lines are already so blurred & yet the concept of romance hangs like a guillotine over both heads