Sknkhnt - It Smells Like Ca-ca And Wee-wizz In Here

draco, who hasn't had a single romantic experience in canon: *exists*

fanfiction writers: and there he is, the macho heartthrob of hogwarts.

Reggie⭐️

What is it with you 🫵 and demonic husbands with they're beloved humans they would trade the whole world for 👈⁉️ /lh

"Remember when we met

We acted like two fools

We were so glad

So glad to have found it

That love is like a star"

Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck

thinking "haha what if i jokingly shipped them" is your last chance to get out btw

me, watching a parade of beautiful tumblr illustrations: what a lovely couple of handsome men enjoying a quirky yet blissful marriage. i can't wait to watch whatever show they're from so i can observe two skrunkly little monsters who never so much as have a conversation in their native environment.

Sorting Hat: So do you want fluffy best friends to lovers drarry or--

Harry: Not Slytherin.

Sorting Hat: Enemies to lovers 7 year slowburn it is.

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH!

girl… no words