It’s Fine Because I’m Actually Using A Secret Technique Called Writing It In My Head And Nowhere

*Prepares an entire fem fit*

*looks in the mirror*

Aw shit, it's a masc day

Beverly: Uh oh.

Richie: ...what?

Beverly: Somebody's in loooooooooove.

Richie: Yeah, right. I just think Eddie is cool, okay? It's not like I lie awake at night thinking about him.

*later that night*

Richie:

Richie: Uh oh.

My Favorite Umbrella Academy Fanfictions ☂ :

Fluff : 🌺    Smut : 🔥    Angst : 😭    None : 🌲    Incorrect Quotes : 💫

The crossed out titles are for me, they are the texts I haven’t read yet.

If you like these characters don’t hesitate to check the new arrivals, I update every day according to my reading.

Five Hargreeves :

Touch Starved 🌺

Kiss My Ass Hargreeves 🌺

Coffee-Flavored Sugar 🌺

Weak But Willing To Fight Anyone 🌺

When His S/o Is More Competitive Than Him 🌺

Walking In On Their S/o Changing 🌺

When He Finds That His Best Has Powers 🌺

When His Best Friend Kisses Him For The First Time 🌺

When He Finds Out His S/o Is Bi 🌺

When You Punch Diego In Front Of Him 🌺

When He Finds Out That His S/o Has The Same Powers As Wolverine 🌺

Not You 🌺

Invigorating 🌺

Genuises 🌺

Dating Him 🌺

Gold 🌺

Someday 🌺

Secret ( 1 - 2 ) 🌺

Cheating 🌺

Sudden Desire 🌺

A Crack In The Wall 🌺

Warm In The Cold 🌺

Mad About You 🌺

Personal Space 🌺

When His S/o Has A Choking Kink 🔥

When His S/o Wants To Ride His Tight 🔥

Shoot To Thrill 🔥

Nobody Else 🔥

Parachute 🔥

Edged 🔥

Just Let Me Love You 🔥

Story :

She’s Insignificante 🌺🔥

Incorrect Quotes :

Yeah, Truly Infortunate 💫☕

Just For Fun 💫

The Hug Dealer 💫☕

Greek Words 💫

Answer Your Phone 💫☕

What’s Wrong With Her ? 💫

I’m Bored, Any Suggestions ? 💫☕

Not You 💫☕

Just Try 💫

Gravity Is Natural 💫☕

Without A Doubt 💫

Like I Want To Ravage You 💫🔥☕

Are We Fighting Or Flirting ? 💫🔥☕

This Isn’t A Date 💫☕

You’re So Cute 💫☕

Your Fingertips Are Touching 💫

I’m What Now ? 💫☕

Until You Watch It 💫

I Proposed First 💫☕

You Call It Affection, I call It Surival 💫☕

Sit Down 💫

You’re Smiling 💫

Well, I’ve Got The Moves 💫☕

How So ? 💫☕

Try Again 💫

She Likes To Be Tall 💫

Thanks For Meeting Me Here Today 💫☕

Those Are Still Feelings 💫

How About The First Kiss ? 💫

No, I Need You To Hold My Box 💫☕

It’s Really Salty 💫☕

I Refuse To Let Her Win 💫

All Of Them 💫

I’ll Have The Usual 💫☕

Listen Here, You Little Shits ! 💫☕

NO I DIDN’T MEAN LITERALLY 💫

I made an important discovery

Maxley is just Drarry in a different font

I had a vision

"Every time someone steps up and says who they are the world becomes a better, more interesting place." 🫶🏳️‍🌈

My tribute to Andre Braugher, thank you for Captain Raymond Holt ❤️✨

anyone please ask your crush out like this

mha actually makes less sense if bkdk aren’t supposed to be in love with each other

okay, let’s settle this like MEN. (kisses you)