Screams Cries Sobs (I Have Not Thought About Anything But Pyro For The Past Like Week)

Unfortunately I am not trusting you

I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

"I like men who look like girls"

Me, a trans guy who sucks at passing: I have GREAT news for you

xmen origins logan, you’ll always be my favorite <3

KIBTY

mfs will be homophobic then go watch deadpool and wolverine. my brother in christ deadpool is hitting on wolverine the whole movie 😭😭.

Me refreshing the steve/eddie ship on ao3 and seeing the number of fics steadily rising

FISH AND ALSO BUG

crayfish galore!

I would do this

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it