The Only Sour Candy I Have Is These But It Can’t Be That Bad

Couples be together 20 years and end up under the mountain

Strangers have went to McDonalds and found Jesus. Some people get married after 6 months and still can’t download navigation. Point is there is no formula to eating tomatoes. Do what the alligator says. Touchdown lakers.

There’s not enough murphamy content, which is is honestly tragic, so I guess I’ll have to make my own

I’ll post the link to the fic when I’m done writing

AARON STANFORD as JOHN ALLERDYCE/PYRO X2 | 2003

im so glad discovering music is endless 

me seeing toad, pyro, azazeal, angel, juggernaut, and the rest of the x-men villains in Deadpool 3 after a childhood of loving those shitty, shitty X-Men movies unconditionally

Arent we all

im thinking about john murphy

Pyro running after Bobby in X2 when he was looking for Rogue lives in my head rent free

all of Bobby and Pyros interactions in X2 live in my head rent free

idk if someone made this already but i saw this text and immediately thought of them

sturgeon

It's dangerous to go alone, take this

i love men in pain