Dave Strider From Homestuck But Either Of These Pesterquest Sprites Preferably If You Can

GUYS we have a plumber in our house and I just woke up but the guy working right now is singing billie jean to himself and I think he doesn't know I'm here and I'm crying 😭😭😺😺

MORE house MD headcanons (just hilson)

finished season 2 officially FINALLY. took forever. anyway these freaks live in the little furrows of my brain and eat my grey matter so here's this

House:

had multiple deadly allergies as a kid that he grew out of as an adult for some reason

the pickiest eater you have ever seen. the canned soup is not a laziness thing he's just afraid to waste his money on shit he won't eat

composes his own songs on the piano when he's got time but never writes then down, freestyles that shit

DEFINITELY has some pot he smokes a few times a year

obviously when Wilson learns this he's concerned that maybe it's laced and is like House where are you getting this and House literally tells him the exact location on the exact part of town on the exact street and where the guy normally is on weekdays because he assumes Wilson wanted in on it

subconsciously thinks of Chase, Cameron, and Foreman as his children. of course he doesn't realize it nor would he ever admit it so don't misinterpret but lwk worries about them a lot and talks about them to acquaintances in such a way that multiple people actually think he has three grown up children

gets overstimulated fairly easily but not the shut-down-get-quiet overstimulation he starts yelling and hitting things and getting pissed off

has bad anxiety but in the opposite way most people do. doesn't get anxious in most social situations at all whatsoever but give that man ten minutes alone with his thoughts in his own house and he's sweating

doesn't sing but has perfect pitch. sometimes someone in the office will hum something or make a noise and he'll just absently go "E flat" (based on one of my irl friends noah you won't see this but you freak me the fuck out with that)

runs cold all year (something something universal recipient)

eventually stops drinking because it gives him panic attacks and nightmares

sad weepy drunk

pretends not to care about patients but there have been several times that a patient died and made him completely shut down for days at a time

views his disability as something to compensate for

if House MD took place in the modern day he would definitely have a twitch live stream about a patient to get idea

chronic nail biter

most definitely would own one of those massive fucking brick flip phones even if the show was set today

he doesn't know what OS stands for. couldn't tell you what a USB-C looked like if his life depended on it. wouldn't be very good at operating a smart phone. has an extremely durable cheap phone because he's always dropping and/or throwing it

Wilson:

lactose intolerant methinks

or possibly gluten sensitive

would still eat gluten bread and dairy products regardless

never quite got the hang of chopsticks. if he gets sushi or Chinese takeout with House, House makes that little chopsticks contraption for him

do you guys know what im talking about

the kind of autism that makes you feel bad about everything ever all the time and obsessed with a particular thing

definitely collected baseball cards at some point in his life

doesn't really keep kosher but hates most meat so he rarely ends up mixing dairy and meat anyways

if you gave him one of those Nee Doh nice cube things he would sit there and play with that shit for hours at a time

if he was born in the right generation he would have loved slime as a kid

ended up really close with House's team

does marching Halloween costumes with House every single year

House actually doesn't like Halloween (lots of walking) but it makes Wilson happy so usually he agrees

one year they went as American Gothic (House insisted on being the old man with the pitchfork and now everyone has photos of Wilson in a bad blonde wig)

really good in pediatrics. it really wears on him if he has a young patient but he handles it really well

taught himself to make balloon animals for the pediatric cancer patients

runs warm all year (something something universal donor)

big spoon

has joint problems but he insists it's not that bad so he won't go get seen for it

favorite movie is Pretty in Pink

office teddy bear. working in oncology is hard and some of the nurses just don't take it as well, so if he's around he takes it upon himself to comfort them

shockingly pretty good with technology and phones. i like to think this is because he has a fairly adaptive personality as it is and medical technology (especially in oncology) is always changing so he's used to keeping up with new things

definitely would have one of those fucking military ass otterboxes and a tempered glass screen protector and a camera protector like someone is gonna come run over his fucking phone

lwk i think he'd be kinky asf but im gonna leave that there

BOOKS!!!!

GUYS I'M GETTING GREAT EXPECTATIONS AND THE OMEN BOOkd FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!

Giving a thunder stone to your eevee be like ... Kaboom ! Yeah, pokemon again... I like pokemons but it take time to animate them.

‼️Setting Up Emergency Commissions‼️

As a queer disabled American, I am no longer safe in my home country. I don't have much time before Trump takes office again and changes everything, and because of that, I'm opening extremely cheap commissions in order to raise money for a plane ticket out of here.

If you can't afford these commissions, reblogging this post would be greatly appreciated!

These specific examples are of my physical art, which is drawn during class time. However, I also do digital art, and I have a very adaptable art style

These are a few examples of the comic Codebreak, which I am the creator of. If any of this peaks your interest, please message me here or on discord at redasruby. My email I I use for commissions is masumoray@gmail.com.

Me trying to play Postal on a keyboard with poor hand-eye coordination and a general bad skills with keyboard gaming

Ponyboy, young and naive: I hope something good happens. Ponyboy, now: I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny.

The outsiders warrior cats Au.

Greasers are rouges/loners - stick together in small gangs and live outside but near houses and other buildings. some are ex-kittypets/clan cats.

Socs are kittypets - live in houses with two-legs, don't live in gangs but will often roam in groups

Middle class (Not that important just mentioning for clarity) are clan cats - live in large groups in the countryside, usually don't interact with kittypets or rouges

The main story is basically the same lol. Just something I came up with during art :3

Would anyone want this? (Please say yes)

South park animal head-cannons

From top to bottom

Thomas: Hedgehog

Gary: Lamb

Rebecca + Mark: Shrew

Damien: Goat

Gregory: fox? (I might change it)

Estella: Persian cat

Pocket: ginger bunny

Pip: Albino or pale bunny

Christophe: red deer

I might make more lol

P3 and P2 as orange tabbies