The Season Of Golden Trees & Mystery

Insults (Fantasy Edition)

They're as useful as a wet blanket in the middle of winter

I could talk to my horse and have a better conversation

She did love her family, but she'd rather have an ocean between her and them.

He was the kind of man to stumble across rational thought quite by accident and dismiss it as absurd

'Quite frankly, I'd rather eat Hemlock.'

I know the gods do not exist, because if they did, they would've struck you down by now.

Well, you're clearly got some troll ancestry.

That's probably the wisest thing you've ever said and yet still you are wrong.

Do you just sit there all day and hope some sort of sentient through floats in your direction

She was tolerable. From a distance.

They were often wrong but never in doubt.

“why do you stretch your shoulderblades so much?” my wings boy. boy my wings

Cringe culture is dead, you have xenogenders? Me too! You're a therian? Same! You're a furry? Same here! Do you identify as non-human? Cool me as well! Do you use neopronouns? We're the same! Do you have a typing quirk and use "cringy" words? That's cool and same! You have a unique style(scene, emo, decora kei etc)? That's really cool! You still watch cartoons, play with toys and still play the same games that you grew up with? Because me too! You make "cringy" self-insert fanfics? That's fine! As long as what you're doing doesn't hurt you or anyone it's perfectly fine! Be yourself, screw assholes <3

☆ .𓋼𓍊 🐺 𓍊𓋼𓍊. ☆

*me bringing my friend an extra cookie as a snack on our hike*

Me: I’m providing for the pack

Literally therians

im sooo excited for autumn and pumpkins and skeleton decor... and apples... and ghosts.. and cats and crunchy leaves and libraries when its cold out and

Some cools canine plushies :) 🐾