Yet Again Mitski Is Finding Fresh And Fun Ways To Effectively Emotionally Devastate The Masses

Everybody on Twitter is shipping Bowser and Luigi after the second Mario movie trailer and I can only think of poor Kamek lol. 

Seriously he’s my favorite Mario character. I have no idea why.

Ok new game. What's the thing you're a fan of that you're the most pretentious about. NOT the most pretentious thing you're a fan of, I mean the thing that makes *you* act like one of those "oh yeah? Name five of their albums" people. There is a difference

that time of year again

M. C. Goodwin

How stars are made. 2022

can't believe there are still people out here in the year 2023 that genuinely think aang should have killed ozai

(clenches fist) theyre in love

Summer shade convos 💞

listening to fourth of july makes me want to throw up sometimes out of like. it’s not secondhand embarrassment really it’s just a very visceral feeling that it’s not something i’m supposed to be hearing. not that the vast majority of fall out boy songs AREN’T personal but that one specifically makes me feel like i’m in pete’s bedroom reading his diary or something

I am BEGGING you to watch Otter Dynasty on HBOMax.

Imagine someone took high budget documentary footage of otters, asked George R R Martin to write fanfiction about the otters, then spent a ton of money producing it into a tv show where British people voice over the first-person narrative of the otters to put on HBO.

I am literally only on episode one and so far the exposition has included high society otter queens talking absolute royal smack about each other, musing their plans for war, and worrying about their territory and linage, all whilst praying for guidance from their otter ancestors and gathering information from their TURTLE SPIES.

TURTLE. SPIES.

It is positively UNHINGED.

Congratulations to Team Rocket on winning the non-canon Trans Swag polls!

Winning by a solid 61%, Team Rocket has defeated Link in the finals and is our champion! Thanks everyone for voting and all the love, and I'll see yall soon for the canon bracket in part 2!