No Offense But I’ll Be As Honest As You Let Me, I Miss Your Early Morning Company! If You Get Me! You

tfw you thought the barbie movie was just gonna be a fun little pink romp for the girlies but then it’s 2am and you’re listening to “what was i made for?” by billie eilish for the twentieth time in a row

when ethel cain is dead, im gonna pivot to making davekat fanfic songs 

So many of these are really good

small thing

2023 IS THE YEAR OF THE SHARK REPELLENT COMEBACK

when the skies break it is not because they are weak; it is because the burden of the clouds was too much and the storm too heavy to bear alone. we cannot hold it back, sometimes; even the arms of Atlas only stretch so wide.

Family portrait :]

Who up petting they scop

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

i’m enough of a nerd to see when a weapon would be impractical but not enough of a nerd to give a shit