I'm About To Wii Sports Resort To Violence

Steven, Leon and Flint were really just like is anyone going to date the final gym leader and didn't wait for an answer

wish i could call in bitchy to work

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

I celebrate the Fourth of July not in a “america 🦅🦅 red white and blue oohh say can you seeee” way but in a “totally back in love. im sorry every songs abt you. amazing new mexico sunset. how can a monster fall in love with a boy with no heart. wake me up babyboy” kinda way

ANAKIN RETROFITTED OBI-WAN’S ASTROMECH DROID TO MATCH HIS OWN, GOODBYE

theres something about petscop that's really amazing because i've watched petscop a few times. i've watched multiple video essays about it a few times each. i know all of the story beats, i know for a fact there aren't any jumpscares. But Every Single Time any type of petscop on screen, i am on edge i am in fear i am so unsettled. petscop rules.

this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺