Uhhhh Actually Cookies And Chips And Treats Have Health Benefits The Health Benefit Is That They Make

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

as a musician i need warped tour to come back so i can have a short-lived but intense summer fling with another musician on tour just to write a whole album about it

small thing

petscop fanart, 2018

My sense of humor is broken, I saw this in a geology presentation and started laughing

being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing

happy halloween !

Who up petting they scop

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.