Leontine Von Littrow (Austrian, 1860-1914): Blooming Garden At The Coast (via Dorotheum)

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

COMMUNITY 1.12: Comparative Religion

—LOVE DISORDERS AND OTHER OLD HEARTACHES, by Ashe Vernon

i’ll be the loser in this game

the silly™️

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

i mean i wrote that post about a real life woman whose actual fingers i want forced in my mouth but it's great that you saw your beatles rpf bleed through the contours of my desire man. all of us are facets on the infinite gem of god's earth. personally i can't see ringo domming

Neil!!!

Remember being a kid in the pokemon fandom and how everyone decided to not combine names but instead pick a word linked to the couple with shipping after it because chaos and every once in a while you'd see a new one like BROCKETSHIPPING and have no idea which characters but you'd go find a "GUIDE TO ALL THE POKEMON SHIPS" post so you could figure it out and then be horrified because the audacity and why did we make it so confusing for ourselves anyway good times