Oh Hell No.

Oh hell no.

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2 years ago

OC Crossover pt 1 Cookie Run : Mini Kingdom

Star (me) : hey you two :D

Marco: Fuck me

Sky and Marco turn to the source of the voice, only to frown almost immediately upon visual contact with the source.

Sky: What do YOU want

Marcos feathers slowing starting puffing up, his wings flaring out to cover Star’s view Sky

Star: Rude >:(… anyway I was wondering if you two would like to go on a small journey-

Marco: when you say small do you mean that we’ll be there for several unbearable weeks until you feel like bringing us back

The pair stare at Star awaiting an answer, only for her to start smiling

Star: Correct my feathery friend… oh would you look at the time, time for you to get going

Sky: Do we get a say in this…

Star: :)…….. Absolutely not!

Star snaps her fingers, allowing a portal to be created under Marco and Sky.

Marco: oooh you stupid *falls* BIIIIIIIITCH

The portal closes returning the room to a weird silence

Star: hope they find out that I changed it up a bit for their own enjoyment

*Meanwhile in the Other Universe*

(Takes place near the beginning

Gingerbrave: They won't bother us again-

*Cue Sky and Marco falling out of a portal, with Marco landing half way into the

ground*

Marco: I hate the bitch….

Sky stands, trying to get an understanding of the surrounding

Sky: Where the Hell are we any way?

Sky: and WHY do I feel different

Marco pulls himself from the hold made from the impact he looks relieved for a few seconds before slowly changing into a horrified look

Marco: Sky… take a look at yourself please

Sky:….why….?

Marco: Sky I’m begging you in the name Christ to look at yourself please.

Sky slowing look down at one of her paw to see that it’s not longer covered in fur but in a smooth texture… frosting.

She glances back at Marco to see that he too gone through the transformation

Both: What… The…. Fu-

Gingerbrave: Um… Hello..

The two animals turn to see a group of people- wait no, cookies staring back at them

Gingerbrave: who are you two….. and why the heck did you both fall out the sky-

*Wizard jabs his elbow into the Gingerbrave’s waist silencing him*

Wizard: What Gingerbrave meant to say was… are you to okay?

Sky stands up tumbling a little bit

Sky: We’re fine… but one question… WHERE THE EVER LIVING F*CK ARE WE

The cookies back up not knowing that an animal could use such vulgar language

Gingerbrave: First off language, there are children around here

Sky and Marco: -_-

Gingerbrave: Second, You’re in Earthbread, the land where is cookies and many more live!! :D

Sky: (Earthbread…. Where have I heard that name before….)

Sky: (………. Oh wait)

Sky: Is your name.. Gingerbrave by any chance

Ginger’s eyes widen

Ginger:… how did you know that…..

Sky: Your friend said your name earlier.. Wizard Cookie am I right?

*Wizard Cookie nods*

Sky: For now all I can say I’ve heard about you before.. but where.. I won’t be telling you~

Ginger:(ok.. creepy)

Ginger: Anyway…. What your name little mouse?

Sky: (Bitch, Im about two time taller than you sitting down!)

Sky: Names Sky and the Parrot hybrid over there questioning his sanity is Marco and what are the rest of your names?

Gingerbrave: Well you’ve already met me and Wizard Cookie, I guess the only one you haven’t met is Strawberry Cookie-

Sky pushes the two boys to the side to get a better look at the hooded figure

Strawberry: H-hello

Sky pulls Strawberry Cookie to her neck fluff embracing her while wagging her tail wildly

Skye: YOU’RE SO CUUTE

Strawberry: (ok.. awkward… pls help..)

Sky looks beside Strawberry to see a shiny object that looks similar to the shape of Gingerbrave

Sky: Ooooh… HEY MARCO STOP HAVING A MENTAL BREAK DOWN AND GET YO ASS UP

Marco gets up from the ground to see the same object Sky is staring at

Marco:…. dafuq?

A small gnome looking creature waddles towards the group

Sugar Gnome: Why that’s a special cookie cutter

Ginger: Yo check me out, if it fits, I sits

*cue entire group sweat dropping*

Sky: Dude WTF-

After the whole using the Cooke cutter thing

Chili Pepper: Okay, what's going on? Who are you? Cops? Back it up, boys! Don't even think about messing with me

Sky: (Oh no, I can see this escalating terribly)

Sugar Gnome: Don’t Fight. We used the Cookie Cutter and viola! You’re here!

Chili looks over to see the two animals

Chili: who are the animals?

Strawberry: Sky and Marco… right?

Sky: Yea-

Chili: Yeah Whatever..

Marco: B*TCH!

Chili walks up to Marco, fury in her eyes

Chili: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME BIRD BRAIN

Marco: FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT TALK TO A LITTLE GIRL THAT WAY, SECOND YOU ASKED WHO WE WERE, SHE ANSWERED, SHOW SOME GOD. DAMN. RESPECT.

Marco’s feathers puffed up, he spreads his wings and his spiraled pupil dilates

Chili backs up surprised by the animals sudden anger

Chili: This isn’t over bird brain…

Sugar Gnome 2: TROUBLE! TROUBLE!

Ginger: Don’t tell me, Cake monsters AGAIN

Sugar Gnome 2: Dutti-do! Giants are attacking the castle! Blood-red eyes! Razor-sharp teeth, yellow as the sun!

Sky: (ick, ever heard of personal hygiene)

Sugar Gnome: No doubt they are after the Castle's great treasures, mm-hm

Chili: Treasures?! Did you just say "treasures?" Why didn't you tell me that in the first place! Now yer talkin'—!

Marco: (At least we know how to get her to help)

Ginger: We need to get there quickly!

Sky: Oh I Know! You guys can ride on me and Marcos back, Im really fast so we should be there in seconds!

Sky: Fair warning though, Marco can’t fly straight and often does a lot of sky stunts….

Ginger and the gang huddle up and discuss who’s riding who

Ginger: So… which animal you guys riding

Strawberry: Well.. Sky seems to be the more safer option

Wizard: As much as I like adventure…. Im going with the mouse

Brave: Looks like me and Chili are going with the Parrot

Chili: WHAT?! I DIDNT I AGREE TO THAT

Brave: Well… you need to try a get along with him after that situation earlier

Chili: FUCK THAT! HE CALLED ME A B*TCH

Brave: Again, Language, and that sounds more like a you problem :)

Chili: BUT-

Brave: Alright let’s go! :D

Brave grabs Chili’s arm with a firm grip and drags her over to the parrot, throwing her onto his back and climbing on, meanwhile Strawberry and Wizard are climbing onto Sky’s back, cling onto her fur

Sky and Marco: Are you guys READY?!

Brave: Yep :D

Strawberry: S-Sure

Wizard: Yes

Chili: Whatever…

In a quick flash Sky speeds off leaving only a cloud of dust

Gingerbrave:….

Chili:…. on second though…. Im glad you dragged me onto the parrot Gingerbrave

Marco starts flapping his creating clouds of dust with each flap until he lifts himself off the ground

Gingerbrave: The Castles that way, by the way

Marco: Alright let’s go…

First time writing a story including ocs, I will accept any critics as long as their not harsh


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1 month ago

I she is so overfilled with joy that you drew her so a that she is spamming :D

IRIS OH YM

4 months ago

I finished two documents for the entities already if you wanna check them out/nf

ON IT

2 years ago

G/t Headcannons for Sea Fairy Cookie :D

- literally would make small waves for tinies to surf on

-Allows tinies to use her as a diving board

- most likely talks about moonlight cookie (ALL THE Damn time)

- Will allow tinies to ride in n her coral crown

- probably a few of them have fallen in her once or twice


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4 months ago

Entry 2:…Rising Dangers…

Missing person count has managed to double over the past couple of weeks….the scenes don’t change, same horrid imagery I described before….still can’t find a single body……still can’t shake the scenes out of my mind…….sometimes I sit up all night just trying to speculate what force, or what type creature….has the strength to completely destroy parts of property……but has a…a high enough intelligence to understand how to drive a human being to the point of madness….to be patient enough to wait that out just….just doesn’t make any sense……..I’ll try and continue this into tomorrow……….

This morning, while I was going over the newest missing reports…I THOUGHT, my day wouldn’t get any worse…..I was very wrong….somehow, even with all the chaos of the office, a child managed to come in…….when she walked in….its like a record player stopped…..everyone focused on her….for good reason…all of over her body…she was covered head to toe in blood, the metallic smell waifed through the office the minute she walked in…..someone had fashioned intestines into almost a necklace around her neck…..teeth of different sizes were forcefully jabbed into the intestine like some sort of trinket…….i felt my stomach nearly form a damn knot looking at this…..it wasn’t her own blood, she had no visible injuries on her body….when I looked at her face….you could almost tell she was traumatized……heartbroken, petrified, unwilling…..you could immediately read it off her….her body trembled with every step she took, legs wobbled immensely, eyes were as wide as saucers……she kept gripping herself……..like she was scared of even interacting with anyone anymore…..didn’t last long before she collapsed on the ground…whether it was from Shock, or overstimulation, I don’t know, nor did I care in that moment. As if a bomb went off, everyone in the office raced over to her, trying to shake her awake, she still had a pulse, I almost immediately started dialing 911 for an ambulance…….they arrived in 15 minutes….and took her away…….i hope she’s ok….kid looked like she had seen hell and then dragged through it herself………..they’ll send us samples after they give her a thorough examination……..


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1 month ago

Thank you! Now please tell Barracuda to have his final words ready by tonight :3

random question what do you think of cube? ^^

… he is an annoyance.

3 months ago
Hehehehehehehe, The Gays

Hehehehehehehe, the gays

Damn Nirrasha really is SHORT

HJAHSHRBSUHavgvdhHAHAHA

3 weeks ago

Just got out early cause I’m a senior :3

MY SUMMER BREAK IS FINALLY HERE

IM FREEEEEE

1 month ago
ILL SHOW YOU A REAL AMATEUR

ILL SHOW YOU A REAL AMATEUR

I draw everything on my phone with my finger :3

/random

I hab pen

1 month ago

….then would you please take Cyanide out of his hands?

… i might already essentially have three whole kids, but i want another one. I kinda wanna know what it’s like to raise a little one from the baby state lol. Prove im better than Dub once again

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Please ask about the horror AU I’ve made for Pink Corruption// #1 Circubit SIMP/ i like to draw (but u can’t draw humanoids sorry :(// please send interactions or possible suggestions for this AU

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