Yeah, I hate it when that happens
That feeling when you think some random woman is your wife when actually your wife is dead somewhere
PEEPO MAN LMAOOOOOO
You know, I’ve done worse things in my life.
Sims 4 page on Steam. Not to be controversial but I think the CEO of EA should be beheaded for this
help me manifest blue pennsylvania
like to charge reblog to cast
You rn /j
He's so...
make a girl smile today.
give her a sword.
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak