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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

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I JUST WANT MY CURE BRO 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

I think I should post more art here. There is a horrific lack of activity in the Doctor White (HHN Singapore) tag, and I should be the change I want to see in the world.

Renfield from Dracula can be faster than a car and I have evidence.

Carfax Abbey is in London. (marked red)

Seward Sanitorium is in Whitby. (marked purple)

It is a plot point (at least in the 1931 film) that Renfield escaped the sanitorium and fled to London, where he knew Dracula would be. These locations are estimated to be 231 km apart. It would take about 5-6 days to travel this distance, though he seems to end his journey within mere hours. It is presumed he didn’t use a carriage. The trip, car or train interchangeably, is roughly 5 hours. Let’s assume his journey to return to Dracula was 3 hours. 231 / 3 = 77 km/h.

Renfield’s running speed can reach up to 77km/h or higher (we don’t know what he’s capable of)

#mecore

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

PEEPO MAN LMAOOOOOO

You know, I’ve done worse things in my life.

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