Ironic That Norman Bates Was The One Who Started All This Slasher Thing And Is The Most Dead In Terms

michael being grumpy but secretly touch starved is my fave headcanon. like you annoy the shit out of him but as soon as you wrap your arms around him he melts without meaning to <333

I GOT CUT UP BY MICHAEL MYERS ON THE TOILET LMAO-

Electrified by Jason while camping alone

I just want to clarify that the electrocution that took place on that fateful night was actually the sparks that flew with love at first sight. (cringe slasher fucker take... i'll see myself out)

Now how about the rest of you?

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And anyone else 🙂

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

It's been a while since I hopped on Tumblr, but I'm back and more fucked up than ever.

No, all i want for Christmas is not you, all i want for Christmas is to see the full Kiss Alternative of the cliff scene

Y/n: *is holding a stray puppy* Look who I found wandering around all alone~

Michael: *licks lips*

Y/n: Michael no-

The dog:

forget wearing crop tops for aesthetic, or to look sexy... start wearing crop tops to give murderers easy access to the perfect stabby spot! 👍🔪

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

this man just existing- like- 😳

does this blog LOOK like something a sane person would make