Posting These On Their Own Because Theyre Funny And Idk When Ill Do The Rest Of That First Chapter

i did the roger version of "end" before any of the other phone guys and couldnt stop laughing at the idea of roger seeing you lying in the hospital and just. immediately pulling the cord on you. after playing through jake's i think its much more likely than jack just saw roger and immediately died but i still think both are Really Fucking Funny. and thus, this is born. lmfao

@ectomint lala

Hi hello!! I know I haven't posted anything in five million years, been on art block and also just generally very busy with life and stuff so have these for now, noticed people have been posting lots of these textposts (wellll that's what I call them hehe) so I figured it's be easier for me, since I don't got any special art in the works right now... oopth =. w .=

I smell the smell of a teeny weensy bit of guilt on this man

Just the itty bitty slightest little bit

alright everybody lets see those Pluey designs

Sleep paralysis seems to be more often now, his hands shake a little at times. Daydreaming seems to interrupt him sometimes, a headache here, a slight dizziness there. A sudden change every so often, a voice now and then. It’s hard to stop smiling. Orange always checks if he’s okay, but it’s probably just a cold

also have a 2min of sketch + things

more process but had to upload as a videos </3 bc of tumblr

🌸Did he pee on it?🌸

Based on that one thread <3

cw: badly drawn cartoon blood . implied chodark

who guesses what scene this is based off of is getting three hundred million stickdollars

apple 🍎and marshmallow 🌫️

tbh i feel like the season one contestants had BY FAR the worst experience on inanimate insanity. every other week mephone had them diving headfirst into actual shit & they didnt even know enough about society or being alive to realize they could say no. they were forced to sleep shivering & cold outside on the grass all huddled together like a group of abandoned puppies. when eliminated they were sent to an actual prison cell on an isolated island & couldnt even leave. literally every single one of them developed a mental disorder. every other week some new bitch was trying to kill mephone and they had to save him using nothing but walmart products and blind faith. god help them