Shit Man This Got Me Emotional

just fucking with some dinosaurs. some raw forces of nature

At least half of the people who like pepsi and coca cola have got to be lying there is no fucking way you guys are drinking that shit on the regular

"never kill yourself" ❌ passive, inhibitory, restrictive

"let's all kill ourselves" ✅ active, communal, actionable

Mentre leggevo un po' e mi perdevo nei ricordi, mi son imbattuto in uno che mi ha fatto ridere adesso come allora.

Metro di Napoli, direzione Fuorigrotta.

Due ragazzi seduti affianco a me discutono:

A: oh, te si' sturiat aaa relazione ee Grassmann??

B: chiiiii?

A: GRASSMANN!!!

B: ....(faccia perplessa)...

A: ma comm, chill ca' serv pe' calcola' aaa dimension!!

B: AAA DIMENSION????

Al che, spazientito e molto irritato per la palese ignoranza del collega e per il fatto che non avesse studiato, nonostante all'inizio avesse affermato il contrario, si alza all'inpiedi, mani a V sul pube, ed esclama:

EEE, A DIMENSION EE STU' CAZZ!

Ovviamente i vicini di posto, tra cui io, che facevano fatica a trattenere una risata.

Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk

So I’ve been teaching 6th grade since January, and one thing about my female students which made me upset to realize is how many of them are obsessed with skincare. I've heard the girls in my class discussing the EYE CREAM they use. Like tf you mean eye cream? You're ELEVEN!!! I'm a decade older than you and have never even touched eye cream!! The most skincare a middle schooler needs is cleanser and moisturizer, maybe some acne cream. Who tf is selling you all this other stuff? Who tf told you you needed all this?

It hurts me to see. Their brains are too young for these types of insecurities 😭 no 11 year old girl should be obsessed with wrinkles, I wanna beat tf out of whatever tiktoker made them believe they needed skin that perfect

It's almost time for Zack and Cody's reservation at the Italian restaurant