This Is How The Cold War Ended

Your turtle maybe feral, but are they “bite a bitch so hard they draw blood that they then have to spit out” feral?

And I’m obsessed with merlin being in the trunk

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

normalize being out of the loop...... like what is even going on lol

Sometimes I open Ao3 as one would a fridge in the middle of the night. Hungry, but not willing to commit to anything that is in there and hopping a miracle will make something new and appetising appear out of thin air if only I close it and open again.