Sleepisntreal - Too Old Inside

my current collection

but at least the war is over

“your characters need to be likeable” allow me to introduce you to the very worst guy who ever lived

i cant even properly explain how it emotionally affects me when my cat comes up to me for cuddles. small creature walks up to me, a giant, in search of a gentle touch, because he trusts me completely. that is what love is. that is what the universe is built for. i want to cry

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

Your turtle maybe feral, but are they “bite a bitch so hard they draw blood that they then have to spit out” feral?

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

Ninjago AU where Garmadon uses the megaweapon to create that poison giant ham sandwich and it becomes a running gag that just pops up in the background of seasons