THIS! I Wrote A Oneshot On The Site One Time And It Got Deleted Halfway Through (I Went To Get Food And

Nicky, sweetheart… you can’t act surprised when it was right in front of you the entire time.

Despite all appearances, I know for a fact that Neil is not the stupidest character in the series bc Nicky’s cousin was in the back room making out with Roland every time they went to Eden’s Twilight for YEARS also never dated or showed interest in any girls and never once did Nicky gay-as-fuck-all Hemmick think Andrew could’ve been gay.

I adore this man but he’s dumb as shit.

andrew's sense of humor is greatly underrated imo

like this moment was objectively hilarious

"if you're going to play dealer who do we have in goal second half?"

wymack looked at andrew. andrew looked over his shoulder as if checking for a third goalkeeper.

i am him. he is me. we are one.

Rain, standing outside of Dew's bedroom: "Dew took a shower an hour ago, so there's a nonzero chance that when I open this door, he's going to be buck ass naked, so just be prepared for that." Swiss, confused: "If he showered an hour ago, why would he still be naked?" Rain: "He gets distracted, okay?" Swiss: "Too distracted to put on pants??"

mr. pipe dream and his 5’0 goalkeeper boyfriend. whatever

Hear me out- If Kevin wasn’t good at exy he wouldn’t have survived. His love for it is partly a survival tactic. Him teaching other people and making them better- in his eyes- is protecting them. He is teaching them how to “survive.”

There was something else I was gonna add to this but I forgot as I was typing… oops.

I think Kevin’s love language is chronically misunderstood. Him wanting to train others and making them the best at the sport that means the world to him is like a love confession. Like people. Can’t you see how he’s letting you into his precious and broken little exy heart. Exy is what kept him alive during the Nest. He’s just trying to give others that same comfort and joy.

It’s the equivalent to a child coming up to you telling you all about their favorite topic. They feel joy about it so they want to share that with you. You may not be interested or find the same joy that they do but it’s an effort to include people in their happiness. And Kevin is trying to do just that

No im actually so for this. This makes my heart happy.

pro exy players kevneil are on the same team but are usually played in different halves of the game, keeping balanced strength across the lineup. reporters had said changes to the lineup were a rumoured possibility that night, but saw nothing unusual in the pre-game practice.

so when kevin and neil walk out onto the court for the first half—side by side—the stands had never been louder.

♡ ♡

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

I can only ever imagine II’s voice with the distortion from the drumeo interview now. That’s just… what he sounds like to me. That’s how he sounds every day.

i wish you guys could read the amazing fic i haven't written and probably will never write, it's fire