Neil's Two True Loves

vessel you need to tell me right now it only lists sleep token as the performer can you play the violin just like Eddie Berg from Imminence???? sleep token violincore I love you. Emergence told us who did the saxophone solo but no mention for the violin on Even in Arcadia

“Take me back to Eden” but it was never Eden. It was always Gethsemane. “I was in love with the thought that we were in love with each other.” He romanticized that relationship until he broke his own heart AND ONCE AGAIN HE IS JUST LIKE ME FOR. REAL.

Vessels range is so incredible yet so funny because you either have the most angelic voice or you have borderline demonic possession

I think people don't actually know what Andrew means when he says he hates Neil. He doesn't mean he actually hates Neil, that'd be an obvious lie. He means he hates that he wants Neil, when everything else he's ever wanted has turned to ash under his touch. He means he hates Neil because feeling apathetic about everything and everyone is much less painful than finding out you actually do care. He hates Neil because Neil gives him something to live for and when you've lived years on survival mode you'll find that living is much harder than dying.

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

kevin's pro teammates will never live up to neil josten. kevin lets them know this daily.

Andrew has figured out the best way to stop a fight on the court.

kevin day collecting homoerotic situationships to go play at the olympics with him one day

And I would read it and love every second of it.

i want aftg in andrew’s pov but i feel like it would just be “neil neil neil neil, pipe dream, neil neil neil stupid fucking josten 420%” and then irrevocable trauma dumps out of the blue

No yeah. This is so real. Kevin would just show up to their house (he has a key) and be like “guys can we go get food.” Andrew’s already throwing the car keys at Neil’s head and grabbing his wallet.

Andreil being monogamous, but letting Kevin into their relationship because he is... Kevin. Kevin is different from the rest. He is their princess. You want clothes? Yeah, of course, we'll take you shopping. You pick whatever you want. We'll pay for it even if you can afford to buy the whole shop. You feel like eating out? We'll get the car keys right now. Your wish is our command, princess.