Original blog post
Le important day in meme history has arrived
Tongues & Teeth
Song by The Crane Wives
So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
We’re bros
i miss this show so so much it gives me a headache ghhh
am I the only one who doesn’t particularly love modern Mario graphics? Like so much of it feels too clean and rubbery like a bathtub toy
biggest reason I didn’t like Mario Wonder was because it felt like that issue x5. Like it looks like if someone remembered super Mario bros Wii and it was more colorful than it actually was. I do like some of the new enemies and stuff but to me I just did not get the hype around wonder and I do not care for it really. If they killed off Wonder I’d be uncaring and unfeeling.
The recent Mario Parties have the same issue, like I straight up can’t differentiate between Mario Party Jamboree and Superstars and super Mario party like if you put a gun to my head and told me which is which I’d die.
the only games in recent times I think aren’t as bad in this super squeaky clean aspect is the Mario RPG remake (it feels like there’s texture on buildings and streets and whatnot, it’s less like I’m looking at a fisher price toy), Princess Peach Showtime, the Paper Mario Remake and Luigi’s Mansion 3
that’s all to say I really like the art style of the OG super Mario RPG, and the Mario and Luigi games, and we should embrace grit, texture, and pixels once more.
Fake promo art or sumn idk I had fun
Man, too bad we never got this deleted splatfest theme before final fest
I’d probably choose team divine, and I’m not even a big shiver fan!
ADVICE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY:
wait until it gets dark and make tea or coffee or hot chocolate, or if it’s too hot outside make yourself a healthy smoothie with your favorite things in it at any point during the day
put on your favorite underwear, it helps, trust me, it’s an old family secret (i’m not kidding)
if you have a pet, play the “how many things can i stick on you until you move or get mad” game (bonus points if they fall asleep, extra bonus points if a family member sees you and tells you to quit it, extra double ultra points if they join in)
rip a peice of paper into as many little pieces as you can
go to animeseason.com and click “random anime” until you see one that looks completely ridiculous (or actually good) and watch the first episode. repeat if it sucked or if you get bored halfway through
spend at least an hour making a music playlist for how you feel right now and save it for now or when you feel a bad mood rise again
curl up in bed and cover yourself with blankets and pillows and put in music and just lay there for a while (sleeping is also good)
eat everything
drink lots of water
it’s okay bad moods don’t last forever!!!!!! i promise!!! you will be yourself soon and there are people who love you very much, don’t be afraid to reach out to them
you are lovely
eat lots of bananas
Uploaded because everybody deserves to hear Audrey’s inhuman excited squeak
someone should really make a FNAF game that’s just Mike Afton after SL where he’s just having to deal with living as a decaying zombie man
like it’s just a goofy survival game where you have to get a job and go places like normal all while people go from thinking you’re a normal guy to gawking in horror at the purple freak buying bread and gum at the gas station
if you wanted to be nerdy you can say it takes place like before or during Pizza Sim where Mike has a paying job
and if you wanted to be EXTRA nerdy there can be a game mode in the menu that’s just the style of the Sit n Survive Scott Games
You have entered the daydream void with me. Now you can watch as I draw silly cartoons and creatures and just vibe. (Any pronouns) 🍉🍉18+
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