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welp I only meant to make one but then I decided ya know what conquering space needs the entirety of the lgbt+ community. confuse a straight today

Twenty Years Later - Joel Miller x F!Reader

Plot: It’s been twenty years since Joel and Y/n parted ways with a farewell so crushing, they were sure it would last forever. Now, fate brings them back together in the form of a 14-year old named Ellie and forces them to set aside their past in order to secure the future.

Warnings: M for violence, gore, language, implied smut, and adult themes (16+)

playlist

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Chapter One: Reunited

Chapter Two: Strangers In The Night

Chapter Three: Out On The Town

Chapter Four: Luck

Chapter Five: Soundtrack of Life

Chapter Six: Road Trip

Chapter Seven: Hands

Chapter Eight: Someone’s Something

Chapter Nine: Dry Your Tears

Chapter Ten: September 26th, 2003

Chapter Eleven: (coming soon!)

Chapter Twelve: (coming soon!)

Chapter Thirteen: (coming soon!)

Chapter Fourteen: (coming soon!)

Chapter Fifteen: (coming soon!)

Chapter Sixteen: (coming soon!)

Chapter Seventeen: (coming soon!)

Imagines:

Derek being scared to have sex while you’re pregnant

Being Scott’s older sister and you end up confiding in Derek when you find out your father’s back

Going to Derek for lessons about sex

Hiding your emotions and Derek takes an interest in you

Being Derek’s mate and he gets over protective when you’re pregnant

Klaus get jealous when he finds out you wont go on a date with him because you’re in love with Derek

Derek being more playful as a wolf and your daughter convinces Isaac to play with them

Stiles having to babysit Derek when he’s young Derek and tries to hide that ‘Miguel’ is Derek

Derek getting jealous After you break up because he finds out you’re dating Scott

Being Derek’s mate despite not liking him when you first meet

The pack realising you need their help because of how self-destructive your behaviour has become

Looking after Derek when he’s in his wolf form

Period sex with Derek

Derek teaching Isaac how to touch you

Derek getting jealous when Stiles flirts with you

Being Stiles sister and he tells Derek to back off

How you meet Derek

How you meet Derek (Part Two)

How he kisses you

His pet name for you

Returning to help Derek

Derek helping you after you have your wisdom teeth out

Becoming Scott’s beta and you save Derek

Klaus gets jealous when he finds you wont go on a date with him because you’re in love with Derek

Helping Derek enjoy the beta’s party

Oneshots:

I may have made her mad

The one where Derek takes Stiles to a strip club

Salvatore or Hale

Julia’s birthday request

A little love

Stiles, Derek and Scott (Part of the Teen wolf training program AU)

Ride a Hale

Alpha insanity (Part One)

Distraction

All you did was shave

Home

Play with me Alpha

Good pet

Mr Wolf

Mr Wolf (Part Two)

Prompts:

“With all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.”

“I AM NOT CRYING, OK?! I’M ALLERGIC TO JERKS!!”

“It’s your turn to make dinner.” “You’re a nerd.”

“I told you, no more pets.”

“You’re a nerd.”

“You belong to me and you need to accept it.”

“You had time to call the police. Why didn’t you?”

“He’s respectable, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.” “Do you think he / she crashed the car on purpose?” 

“I have to take you to the doctor.”

“I did a pregnancy test.“

“You’re cute when you’re sleepy”

“You’re bleeding all over my furniture.”

“He’s respectable, but, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.”

“Hey, I want you to meet my wife.”

“Oh, it’s just coffee.”

“That’s brilliant. That’s brilliant! Let’s do it!”

“You’re cute when you’re sleepy"

“You smell like a wet dog.”

“If you don’t open up that door on the count of three, I will start huffing and puffing!”

“It’s cute when you blush.”

“Umm just so you know, I’m kind of stuck in the Christmas lights.”

“Hey, I want you to meet my wife.”

“We’re snowed in…”

“How big is it?”

“If me and Santa got into a fight, who do you think would win?”

“When did this turn into an ugly sweater party?”

“If I hear this song one more time there will be blood.”

“Will you help me go Christmas shopping?”

“We’re snowed in…”

“You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.”

“I hate winter.”

“If I hear this song one more time there will be blood.”

“Is that mistletoe hanging from the light?”

“The price limit was 20 dollars!”

“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.”

“Tell me you feel nothing for me and I’ll never ask again.”

“That was hardly porn.”

“You’re cute when you’re sleepy"

“Now, put your good clothes on.”

“Yeah school. That’s where people go to learn things like not keep children up all night.”

“If only I’d gone over when she / he called.”

“I’ve been waiting a long time for you.”

“If this is a joke, I’ll kill you!”

“The price limit was 20 dollars!”

“Why are you even worrying? The kid’s just going to ignore the toy and play with the box.”

Fake Texts:

Fake Instagram posts:

I Would Pair:

Moodboard:

Christmas with Derek

Momma Hale - Derek x Fem!Reader

The War Of Beacon Hills - Sterek

The Training Program - Teen Wolf Au

Our Cousin Stiles - Teen wolf / My babysitters A Vampire

+18 Smut Masterlist

Please!!!

Please tag me in anything that has to do with thr Umbrella Accademy! Preferably Diego x reader, Klaus x reader, and Five x reader! I will love you forever if you do!

(y/n) has literally saved my life

Yk what I think is funny?

How some ppl says stuff like ‘ugh yeah they write x reader like y/n is the main character..’

Or something like ‘in the story everyone loves y/n’

But isnt it ironic that those kind of stories people love the most?

I can understand how ‘a pick me’ y/n is annoying or a ‘overpowered’ character gets on peoples nerves.

But the whole point of x reader is to insert yourself into an already established story.

I don’t think yall would want to be reading character x reader pieces if in the story everyone hated y/n and she was a poorly written character.

Keep in mind, you are reading about you.

Writing x reader is much harder than most think. Mostly because when we write x reader, we are trying our best to make it appealing to you specifically. And yeah, that might sometimes include making y/n a bit of a chick/dude magnet or an over exaggerated heroic figure, but that’s because that’s what YOU as readers want!

If you didn’t, you wouldn’t be reading it. You want to be loved. You want to be given attention by these fictional characters.

😭❤️😭❤️😭

men are so quick to blame the gods — series masterlist

i. men are so quick to blame the gods your boyfriend is a heavy sleeper, leaving you to form an unlikely relationship with the curse occupying his body during the late hours of the night. 2.7k

ii. there can be no covenants between men and lions sukuna would rather contemplate your murder than come to terms with his feelings for you, but you call him out on his bullshit. 3k

iii. my very soul demands you you introduce sukuna to cuddling and romance novels. meanwhile, he's still struggling to make sense of his feelings for you, despite wanting to murder another man because he had the nerve to touch your arm (this earns him a lecture from yuuji). 2.5k

iv. i have found for the first time what i can truly love— i have found you you and sukuna go out for a late night meal. gojo finds out about your... relationship. sukuna is forced to take care of you when you come home drunk. 2.85k

v. i was benevolent and good; misery made me a fiend you persuade sukuna to play go fish. the two of you have a small disagreement (he really can't stay mad at you). he confides in you about his past as a sorcerer. 3.4k

vi. she mumbled that i was peculiar impressively, sukuna is still trying to find ways to deny his feelings for you. nevertheless, he keeps you safe from harm when a late night trip to the store doesn't go as planned. will seeing his violent nature for yourself change the way you feel about him? he seems to think so. 4.2k

vii. the day of my execution gojo, yuuji, and sukuna discuss what happened at the store. sukuna begins to consider your mortality like never before and takes care of you when you're sick. 2.7k

viii. do not leave me in this abyss, where i cannot find you the higher ups succeed in kidnapping you and sukuna doesn't know if he'll get you back alive. 2.85k

ix. i'm wearying to escape into that glorious world coming soon...

additional posts regarding the series can be found here

thank you to everyone who has taken the time to read this<3 if you'd like to check out the rest of my work, my masterlist can be found here

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