𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑇𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑎

Mood.

I NEED TRAFALGAR LAW LIKE ACTUALLY OMG PLEASE ITS NOT FUNNY😭

*Busts down your door*

“Asexuals are valid!”

*Jumps through your window*

“Pansexuals are valid!

*Skydives through your roof*

“Aromantics are valid!”

*Divebombs into your pond*

“Queers are valid!”

*Swings from your lights*

“Bisexuals are valid!”

*Falls through your floor*

“Lesbians are valid!”

*Calls myself an ambulance*

“Gays are valid!”

YES!!

As a library worker, there’s something I want to say to you.

You do not have to apologize for the books you choose to read.

At all.  To anyone.  You owe nobody any explanations; you need no excuse or “good reason” to be reading the book.

You do not have to be ashamed for wanting to read “bad” books.  You wanna read Twilight?  We got Twilight.  Need a banal, cookie-cutter-plot mystery or thriller?  Those are always fun.  Our regulars check them out by the towering stack.  Ask Betty for recommendations; she’s read them all.  50 Shades of Oh Fucking No?  We’ve got it, we even got it in large print.  Have fun.  Check out the rest of our porn too.  Oh, and the sex manuals are a MUST if you want to “experiment” yourself.  Don’t be afraid to ask; they’re here for a reason.

Want to read a book written by a huge asshole everyone hates and agree was a monster?  Yeah, we have those.  No, we don’t think you’re an asshole for wanting to know what was actually written in there, or judging things for yourself.

You are not too old for Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Babysitter’s Club, or Captain Underpants.  You are not too young for Sherlock Holmes.  There’s nothing wrong with a boy reading The Princess Academy or Sweet Valley High.  There’s nothing wrong with a girl being into The Hardy Boys or Artemis Fowl instead.

You do not have to pull the shame face and offer me an excuse when you check out your books.  I don’t care if I got so angry at that book I threw it against a wall when I read it: you have the right to read it, and enjoy it if it’s enjoyable for you.  THAT’S WHY THE LIBRARY HAS IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.  If we only stocked pure, unproblematic literature everyone approved of, by authors of unquestionable virtue, we wouldn’t have any books at all.  Or music.  Or movies.  It would be utterly fucking boring.  And it certainly wouldn’t be a library.

~Lucifer Masterlist~

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Lucifer Morningstar

- The Girl In The Handcuffs

- A Date With The Devil

- His Other Side

- Little Things

- Meeting The Family

- How The Night Ends

- A Sleepless Night

- Beautiful

- Standing On The Edge

- Words I Haven't Said

- Christmas In LA

- Baby It's Cold Outside

- Even If I Can't See It

- Rapid Heartbeats And Shallow Breaths

- Please Don't Say You Love Me

- Sticks and Stones

- Storm Clouds

- Rockabye

- Memories For Sale

- Heartbeat

- Alone Time

- Playing The Notes

- A Cure To Boredom

- Invisible

- No One Said Love Was Easy

- Love You Even When It Hurts

- Love You Even When It Hurts Part 2

- Love You Even When It Hurts Part 3

- A Shoulder To Cry On

- I.O.U

- Worth Living

- All The Way To Hell

- Live For You

- No Matter What

- Because I Care

- Not From Around Here

- Coffee Stains

- Coffee Stains Part 2

- Turn The Page

- Straight Through The Heart

- Straight Through The Heart Part 2

- Day With The Devil

- Day With The Devil Part 2

- Day With The Devil Part 3

- Day With The Devil Part 4

- Kiss It All Better

- The Sick Day

- Silently

- Finding Comfort With The Devil

- A Quiet Voice

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I will update this regularly, my tag list for Lucifer stories is open!

Summer Class Get Ready!

Get Ready Summer Class! 

Do you want to be in a Network Chat with fellow Pansexual Peeps? Do you want to be in a Network where all you can do is talk all day and exchange good vibes with each other? Do you want to make friends from all over the world? 

Then Join the Pansexual Network! 

Applying is easy! All you have to do is follow these few steps! 

1.) Reblog this post to spread the word out to other Pansexual Peeps (You won’t be accepted if you don’t reblog!) 

2.) I’d be really rad if you followed the Network Blog 

3.) Fill out the Network Application, which can be found HERE 

DEADLINE IS JUNE 8, 2018! APPLY WHILE YOU CAN! 

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i break my

own heart by expecting

people to be as attached

to me as i am to them

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Twenty Years Later - Joel Miller x F!Reader

Plot: It’s been twenty years since Joel and Y/n parted ways with a farewell so crushing, they were sure it would last forever. Now, fate brings them back together in the form of a 14-year old named Ellie and forces them to set aside their past in order to secure the future.

Warnings: M for violence, gore, language, implied smut, and adult themes (16+)

playlist

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Chapter One: Reunited

Chapter Two: Strangers In The Night

Chapter Three: Out On The Town

Chapter Four: Luck

Chapter Five: Soundtrack of Life

Chapter Six: Road Trip

Chapter Seven: Hands

Chapter Eight: Someone’s Something

Chapter Nine: Dry Your Tears

Chapter Ten: September 26th, 2003

Chapter Eleven: (coming soon!)

Chapter Twelve: (coming soon!)

Chapter Thirteen: (coming soon!)

Chapter Fourteen: (coming soon!)

Chapter Fifteen: (coming soon!)

Chapter Sixteen: (coming soon!)

Chapter Seventeen: (coming soon!)

Anti anxiety.

Here’s a nice, happy reminder that Deadpool is Pansexual.

Happy Pride Month, everybody!

-Your Friendly Neighborhood Bi