"you Should Be At The Club" I Should Be Working On My Fanfic

"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic

More Posts from Sleepymaven and Others

9 months ago

Why NOT To Mess With The DM: Some Feywild Shenanigans That Happened.

DM throws us into the feywild while on our journey to find a rampaging necromancer after stumbling upon a strange tree that twisted into a portal.

While going through the trees, we find a gateway that leads to a road that we need to go down to continue.

A fey man stops us and tells us one of us needs to make a deal with him to continue on. The deal being that we need to give him our firstborn child in exchange for passage. (A classic really. Adds character development to a player's character.)

The rest of the group chatters amongst themselves as I, the Aasimar cleric, stay silent and look down at the token for the fey man. Smoking hot. I know what I have to do...

Fighter: Alright, so who should make the deal?

Monk: Perhaps me? I never planned on having children.

Rogue: Yeah, but what if you do later–

Me: I'll do it.

Fighter: Wha–

Fey: Are you sure... bird?

Me: Quite sure. I only have one question to ask you, Mr. Fey... *Leans closer towards the fey man, who in reality is just the DM* Do you prefer your eggs fried, scrambled, or... fertilized~?

The table is alive with quiet murmurs of noise. The paladin is making incomprehensible noises of disappointment. The fighter is astonished. The wizard keeps looking between me and the DM as I stayed leaned over the table towards the DM.

However... A smirk comes onto the DM's face as he turns the tables on me.

Fey: Careful what you wish for, birdie... I always take them fertilized.

The table now erupts. The bard is laughing his ass off. The rogue is making loud, "ooooohhhhh!!!" sounds as she watches this all go down. The monk is silently resigned as he stares off into space. I'm sitting there, wide-eyed in shock (and probably beet red) as I was not expecting him to flirt back in character since I was so used to just flirting and teasing and could not handle it being thrown back at me.

Lesson learned. You fuck around, you find out. Especially when it's with the DM.


Tags
9 months ago

I like you. Want to hear me gush about my hyperfixations for hours without judging me?


Tags
9 months ago

(Elden Ring Tarnished OC) Maylis, The Flower Mother 🌼

I might not have made an in-game model for her, but I did make a design for her in Picrew. So, I finally have something to properly show how she looks.

So, here is Maylis. 🌼

(Elden Ring Tarnished OC) Maylis, The Flower Mother 🌼

Maylis, dubbed 'the Flower Mother' by those she knew before. The title just seemed to stick...

A lowly Tarnished guided by grace, returned to the Lands Between to fix what she had ruined and lost long ago...

(Elden Ring Tarnished OC) Maylis, The Flower Mother 🌼

Maylis, a young maiden who frolics through the petals of flowers and the fallen leaves of a minor Erdtree.

Merely the echoes of a time before she was taken away from her home. The echoes of a life once lived...

(Maylis, pre-shattering)

______

Credits to the creator of the dress-up game/artist:

sushicore! アイコンメーカー!
Picrew
❣️ PERSONAL & NON-COMMERCIAL USE ONLY ❣️ 個人的および非営利的な使用のみ ❣️ ✅ OK to use as profile picture. ✅ OK to post in online picture galleries & soci

Tags
9 months ago

Rennala deserved so much better.

That's it. That's the post. Just the cold, hard truth.

(Might try to make a fanfic for her later, but idk. I just want her to be happy, man!)


Tags
9 months ago

(Elden Ring OC) Maylis' Fighting Style. 🌼

This is just to explain how my oc, Maylis, would fight in Elden Ring, to know what her weapon set up is like.

So, Maylis' starter would be the prisoner set up with the Golden Seed heirloom as that is important to her lore, but once in the Lands Between properly, she would use the Discus and Triple Rings of Light incantations.

Her weapons that she would use would be the Sword of St. Trina and the Golden Order Seal, at least for a while until she finds something else she likes. (I have not played the DLC yet, so I don't know about any of the new weapons/spells.)

Maylis, while rather good at combat, is rather squishy in defensive terms. So, she tends to summon a variety of her Spirits to help her out during battle, she usually relying on her Crystalian to help distract a difficult foe and to absorb hits better than she could herself.

I have not really thought about her armor yet, but I'll get to it eventually.


Tags
9 months ago

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸❤🤍💚🖤

For the future of my children 💔

We can make a big leap!

If everyone who sees this tweet can donate at least 5 euros, we will be closer and closer to the goal 🍉✌🏻

Please help me and my family

Share and donate❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸❤🤍💚🖤

I can't donate, but I can still share and spread the word!

Please everyone, listen up! We need to try and help get people out of Gaza. Donate and spread the word to as many people as possible!

Remember, every little bit counts!


Tags
9 months ago

HSR Sunday's Boss Fight Theory.

(Spoilers for Penacony Quest Below!)

I feel like people are not talking enough about how Sunday literally almost ascended in his boss fight, as far as I can tell, anyway.

Like, he was the 'Embryo of Philosophy.' He was in the middle of turning into an Aeon following the path of Philosophy and ascending to take the place of Order instead of reviving Ena without his knowledge.

I think it is really sad when you think about how Sunday fully believed he was doing the right thing and tried to revive Ena, only to be tricked into unknowingly starting to ascend into Aeonhood.

I could ramble on and on about how sad of a character Sunday is and all that, but I have to stay on topic for now.

Anyway, back to his ascension.

So, I do want to point out something I noticed during his boss fight that I found rather... interesting.

During his third phase, we all know about his big attack that practically nukes your team, right?

Well, during that attack, we see a hand coming down and reaching towards Sunday, to which he reaches back and they touch fingers, causing the attack to happen.

'Embryo of Philosophy' Sunday finger touch attack.

The attack and scene in question.

Now, most people tend to assume that this is Ena, and I do as well. At least, I did think it was Ena until I stared at the screen a bit too hard and went, "Wait a damn minute–"

Dearest gentlereader, care to take a little looksie at Ena for me?

Ena, the Order.

Ena, the Order.

Do you see that? Their hands?

That's right! Ena's hands don't match the hands during Sunday's boss fight at all.

So, I am going to tell you that this is not Ena and not Xipe either, because that wouldn't make sense at all. Even then, Xipe's hands are a deep blue, so that wouldn't match either.

Now, I know during that move, Sunday speaks as if he is talking to Ena, yes. However! If Sunday is truly oblivious to the fact he is ascending and is under the full belief that he is reviving Ena, he probably also does not realize that who he is talking to. IS. NOT. ENA.

So, who is it? Who is this this mysterious hand coming from the heavens? Well, what if I say it is the Aeons version of Sunday's hand?

Alright, don't scroll or click off, just hear me out!

The hand shares certain similarities to both Ena and Xipe. (The white part with the gold design being reminiscent of Ena. The thumb also shares a bit of Xipes color scheme, albeit with a bit of a stretch.)

You can also see during the scene that there are angel feathers coming down from where the hand comes from, something neither of the other Aeons possess. But you know who has feathers and wings? The handsomest man in Penacony, that's who!

During the build-up to the move, the subtitles were repeating the words from his diary, if I am correct, (which might has well just been a Bible at that point) until you get to the hand scene, as if slowly bridging the gap between his mortal body and his soon-to-be Aeon form.

Am I crazy? Am I right? I have no clue!

I might be totally off the mark with this, but I'm posting this anyway.

Bye ya'll, hope I didn't completely waste your time!


Tags
9 months ago

Holy mother Mary on a rubber tricycle, I got Never Gonna Give You Up!

I would rickroll the hell out of everyone, fuck yeah I'm singing!

You've probably seen polls about "Would you sing for X minutes / in front of X many people / etc. for $" before. Well. Here's another one!

If you sing a song in front of 50,000 people, you get a million dollars... but this time, you don't get to pick the song.

Spin this wheel of song options, and that's what you have to sing in front of a stadium full of people. You will have 30 minutes to prepare.


Tags
9 months ago

Alright, so... Rennala.

By the grace, Rennala...

(Gushing, rambling, and kind of a mini fanfic below the cut.)

Gods, I love her so much. I'm so glad we don't kill her in-game. Long live the Queen of the Full Moon! (Yes, I'm going to be gushing about Rennala for quite a bit.)

I love her. Don't give me Ranni, give me her mother. If I could, I would have played a playthrough solely dedicated to wifeing up Rennala and giving her the happiness she deserves. Rennala deserved so much better, man. I would give her the world if I could.

Not to mention she's stunning??? Look at her, look at my wife–

Alright, So... Rennala.

Look at her absolutely ethereal features! She is mesmerizing! A true queen! My lady, I think you dropped this. 👑

I might have cheesed her my fourth try, but she looked damn good beating my ass with a whole fucking dragon summon the first three times.

Now, look at her again. Hair. Down.

Alright, So... Rennala.

Perfection. Stunning. Lovely. Majestic. Beautiful. A round of applause for our queen! 👏

I can not remember where, but I saw some art somewhere where they drew Rennala with silver/white hair and, oh my God, ya'll... That image lives rent free in my brain. Rennala with white hair is just—👌

Can you imagine it?

She let's her long locks of white hair down from her hat, letting it cascade down her back as she gazes up at the moon.

The pale moonlight dances across her fair skin, practically making her glow, as her hair shines a bright silver.

It as if there is liquid silver falling down her back like a soft waterfall in the argent glow of the majestic moon above, as if she was blessed by the dazzling lunar display itself.

—I need to catch myself, I was starting a fanfic there for a second.

Anyway, I've been rambling for far too long. Bye ya'll!


Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • mr-undertale-was-my-father
    mr-undertale-was-my-father liked this · 4 days ago
  • cosmicmcu
    cosmicmcu liked this · 4 days ago
  • griffonatrix
    griffonatrix liked this · 4 days ago
  • foginthecountryside
    foginthecountryside reblogged this · 5 days ago
  • jetracc00n
    jetracc00n reblogged this · 5 days ago
  • jetracc00n
    jetracc00n liked this · 5 days ago
  • yourlovelybloodykisser
    yourlovelybloodykisser liked this · 5 days ago
  • itsbasil
    itsbasil reblogged this · 5 days ago
  • weenyhutjrs
    weenyhutjrs liked this · 6 days ago
  • av1an
    av1an reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • av1an
    av1an liked this · 6 days ago
  • halpal8196
    halpal8196 liked this · 6 days ago
  • c0nsti
    c0nsti reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • c0nsti
    c0nsti liked this · 6 days ago
  • sharksandlesbians
    sharksandlesbians reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • dens-den
    dens-den liked this · 6 days ago
  • dictatorshipper
    dictatorshipper liked this · 1 week ago
  • myspideysense
    myspideysense liked this · 1 week ago
  • jadeandquartzes
    jadeandquartzes liked this · 1 week ago
  • grasslandgirl
    grasslandgirl reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • autumnminaret
    autumnminaret reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • autumnminaret
    autumnminaret liked this · 1 week ago
  • alcxhardy
    alcxhardy reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • ryuutchi
    ryuutchi reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • lesbiancharliedalton
    lesbiancharliedalton reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • lesbiancharliedalton
    lesbiancharliedalton liked this · 1 week ago
  • thefabelmans2022
    thefabelmans2022 reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • tacobutterfly
    tacobutterfly liked this · 1 week ago
  • urdeadbestfriend
    urdeadbestfriend liked this · 1 week ago
  • comedyaoi
    comedyaoi reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • obesitycore
    obesitycore liked this · 1 week ago
  • hunnybeemp3
    hunnybeemp3 reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • yuu-mc-br
    yuu-mc-br liked this · 1 week ago
  • shgnate
    shgnate liked this · 1 week ago
  • zeegeetee
    zeegeetee liked this · 1 week ago
  • whitetiger94ficthings
    whitetiger94ficthings reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • friendlyneighborhoodkinkshamer
    friendlyneighborhoodkinkshamer reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • verk-idk
    verk-idk liked this · 1 week ago
  • thewaterlily
    thewaterlily reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • average-nana-enjoyer
    average-nana-enjoyer liked this · 1 week ago
  • nani-nani-nani
    nani-nani-nani liked this · 1 week ago
  • cloudedgalaxies
    cloudedgalaxies reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • plutothescribe
    plutothescribe liked this · 1 week ago
  • desire-to-consume
    desire-to-consume liked this · 1 week ago
  • onecentwriter
    onecentwriter liked this · 1 week ago
  • mintymisdemeanor
    mintymisdemeanor liked this · 1 week ago
  • justanothersunflowergirl
    justanothersunflowergirl liked this · 1 week ago
  • 190624
    190624 liked this · 1 week ago
  • not-the-archivist
    not-the-archivist liked this · 1 week ago
sleepymaven - -Sleepy-Writer-
-Sleepy-Writer-

˗ˏ𖹭 ִֶָ You can call me Maven .ᐟ— Female - She/Her —

62 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags