They`re Like New Sherlock/Watson/Mycroft Band

I can’t believe the first time we see a KX droid in this show it’s on a goddamn beach bro wtf—

so you're telling me that aaravos did all of this out of spite? like, the startouch elves killed his daughter for using magic around a human, accusing her of "breaking the cosmic order", so aaravos was like "i'll show you breaking the cosmic order bitches" and proceeded to cause problems on purpose for the next 5,000 something years?

amazing.

Now This Is True Romance

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

oh my god will it fucking kill you to say “they”

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

every time…

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

nobody look at me I'm an idiot