Splatoon character tea!(Like in Deltarune)
I think I got everyone but if I didn’t I’ll fix it. <3
Marie Tea:
Callie- “Oh!! It tastes like love!”(The hell does love taste like?!)
4- “Ooh, diet cola!”(What? Give me some!”
3- “…it’s good.”(Don’t drink it so fast!)
8- “Woah… it tastes better then I imagined it would…”(Are you crying?!)
Pearl- “BAHAHA! It’s spinach!”(What?)
Marina- “OhMyGosh…. It’s amazing!”(Why are you guys crying?! Is it bad?!)
Marie- “This is fucking water.”
Callie tea:
Marie- “Damn. It tastes like star fruit.”(I love star fruit!)
4- “Hell yeah, cranberry juice!”(Huh? Is it because my hair is magenta?)
3- “…it’s good.”(D-don’t chug it, you’ll choke!)
8- “It’s so good!”(You're so cute!)
Pearl- “Oh sweet, strawberry!”(I want some!)
Marina- “It’s just as good as Marie’s!”(You’re too sweet!)
Callie- “…it’s water.”
Agent 4 tea:
Callie- “Yum! It tastes like marshmallows!”(Sweet!)
Marie- “Oh wow.” (She seems really into it)
Agent 3- “…lemon-lime soda.”(She seems really satisfied…)
8- “…”(Why are you staring at me like that? Is it good?)
Pearl- “Woah, is this lemonade?”(Whats with all the lemon related flavors?)
Marina- “It IS lemonade! Yum!”(Damn.)
4- “It’s literally water. Oh well, hydration I guess.”
Agent 3 tea:
Callie- “It tastes like friendship!”(The hell does friendship taste like?)
Marie- “Agent 3, you taste like fries.”(Gimmie some!)
4- “Woah! Sir! You taste amazing!”(Excuse me?!)
8- “Agent 4 is right! It’s like they put amazingness in a cup!”(O-oh? •/////•)
Pearl- “Orange juice! Hell yeah!”
Marina- “Oh wow! This is what leadership and skill tastes like?” (What the fuck?)
3- “Does this water have minerals in it or something?”
Agent 8 tea:
Callie- “This tastes… cute?”(Thank you, I suppose.)
Marie- “Octo-pie!”(Octo WHAT?!)
4- “Mmm! Raspberries!”(Rasp-what?)
3-*chugs*(Sir! -////-)
Pearl- “Hell yeah! Cotton candy!”(Pearl likes my tea…!)
Marina- “This is delicious!”(Marina likes my tea too!!!!)
Pearl tea:
Callie- “Yum, lemons!”(Yum?!)
Marie- “Ooh, that’s good.”(Eh? I didn’t think you liked me.)
4- “Ooh, it tastes like pink!”(What the hell does pink taste like?!)
3- *little sips*(Are savoring it?!)
8- “Ma’am! This is amazing!” (Sweet!)
Marina- “I love it! Do they sell this by the gallon?”(Marina! >///<)
Marina tea:
Callie- “What! It’s like lilac tea!”(An actual tea this time… weird.)
Marie- “Holy shit this is good!”(Language!)
4- “Its sweet!”(D’aww~)
3- “…it’s mint.”(I love mint!)
8-“Miss Marina! It’s amazing!”(Youre too sweet~”
Pearl- “Holy shit! RINA! Come taste this!”(Okay okay!)
Marina- “This is water…”
No, you don't understand, the fact that "Terminals play music to lure machines" is even a theory, in universe, implies that Machines being capable of appreciating music is not just canon, it is a fact known and accepted by the humans who made them in the first place.
Please, listen to me, they put appreciation of art into their blood powered tools of war and it's the only reason why their self expression yet finds appreciation even after humanity's end.
Just, just be with me for this. V1s creator might have been into drum and base. Ultrakill OST might just be as canon as the graphic settings (see: Sentry codex entry).
V1 has a fucking "tunes to listen to at work" playlist, and a dedicated song for throwing hands with V2 on it. But it also has a Gabriel theme, and it's creator couldn't possibly have met him. And the songs are so fitting for the stages in general... omg
V1 has a fucking composer AI. It's creator made their super weapon, the "Supreme Machine" a fucking musician. V1 makes music it commits mass murder to. It made a music for Gabriel and V2. 2 songs with themes and motifs for each of its rivals.
Wait wait, fuck. Fuck, wait.
V1
Composed the god damn Requiem motif. It took a look at Lust and went "ahh, yes, a gut wrenching violin solo for this place". And then it put that motif into Order. Which means...
Which means V1 understands the tragedy of the Lust layer and King Minos. Which mean the mindles-ness of its carnage across Hell isn't total. It understands how sad it is enough to make art about it.
I need a moment.
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This would fix me
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Well then eat shit, I wrote it anyway.
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